It’s a bird!

It’s a plane!

It’s …

Melissa Joan Hart?

She’s huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!

I guess she decided to trade places with Kirsten Dunst.

As Kirsten checked into the Cirque Lodge facility in Utah, Eva Mendes checked out, and is now back home in LA.

Looking forward to the relapse!

Now you, too, can look like Lauren Conrad … for a ridiculous price.

LC’s line launched last night at LA boutique Intuition.

By the time the party started at 6 p.m. Tuesday, there were already more than 20 people waiting outside to secure a spot.

Inside, guests munched on mini-cupcakes from The Buttercake Bakery (with flavors like red-velvet, and vanilla with chocolate icing) and sipped champagne and a specialty cocktail called “The L.C.” — which is made with 2 parts Domaine de Canton Liqueur, 3 parts chilled Prosecco, a fresh squeeze of lemon and a twist.

Though the food and drink were flowing, a radiant Conrad, 22, chatted confidently to her customers about her new line and the inspirations for the clothes, which included The Audrina Dress, named for pal Audrina Patridge.

The color palette of the collection included black, white, dark blue, brown and burnt orange, and her pieces, which took up an entire section of the store and were modeled by some store employees, ran the gambit from leggings to tube tops to party dresses.

Ivanka Trump and Melania Knauss squint angrily at the camera at a Malawi benefit in NYC.

Seriously, what is up with this?

Does Melania have eye damage? Is it contagious?

Also, I want to go to sleep in Ivanka Trump’s breasts.

Oh, man.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Madonna, daughter Lourdes and Rosie O’Donnell hang out at “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the UN in NYC.

Poor Lourdes.

Will someone tweeze her eyebrows already?

After being released from the hospital — against the wishes of her family and her psychiatrist — Britney Spears was spotted, once again, with photog Adnan Ghalib in Santa Monica on Wednesday.

It’s sad because she’s going to die soon.