There’s Hope for This Country Yet
Feb 11, 2008 at 07:09 am by Evil Beet

Paris Hilton’s new flick, The Hottie and the Nottie, brought in only $26,000 in 111 theaters during its opening weekend.

Still not quite as awful as Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition, but really not good. Not good at all.

Your Daily Britney
Feb 08, 2008 at 09:10 pm by Evil Beet

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After her father used his conservatorship to fire her manager, Britney Spears was spotted leaving her regular dance studio in LA, with torn fishnets and God-knows-what on her dress.

I have a feeling someone’s dealing crack out of that dance studio. You think I’m kidding …

Meet My Grandpa
Feb 08, 2008 at 08:55 pm by Evil Beet

Bruce Willis and Girlfriend Emma Heming, Pictures, Photos

Bruce Willis hits the town with his new love, 29-year-old model Emma Heming.

The kicker?

In this shot, they’re leaving Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party.

Gosh, Ashton Kutcher is 30 years old already? Geez, Demi, don’t you think it’s about time you dump his ass and take up with Aaron Carter?

Back to the Dark Side
Feb 08, 2008 at 08:48 pm by Evil Beet

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Lindsay Lohan may have found her way out of one kind of bottle, but now seems to be stuck in another.

She hit up yet another hair salon today, and seems to have gone dark.

What’s the verdict?

Well Look Who’s Back on Our Radar
Feb 08, 2008 at 08:24 pm by Evil Beet

Paris Hilton and Simon Rex Holding Hands at Villa Lounge, Pictures, Photos

Simon Rex leaves Villa Lounge with new flame Paris Hilton in tow.

This is such a publicity stunt.

Rehab Is Making a Comeback!
Feb 08, 2008 at 08:20 pm by Evil Beet

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After briefly conceding its spot as Top Celebrity Dry-Out Spot to your local hospital’s psych ward, it appears rehab is BACK and stronger than ever!

Following in the footsteps of Eva Mendes and Kirsten Dunst, none other than Insider host Pat O’Brien has checked himself into an undisclosed rehab facility for the treatment of alcoholism. Oh, the irony!

O’Brien was previously rehabbed in 2005. “I have had a problem with alcohol,” he said at the time. “Overcoming this problem is a top priority in my life.”

Lots o’ luck to ya, Patty!