Everyone’s favorite bipolar drug abuser taught a class of small children yesterday at Millenium Dance Complex in North Hollywood.

Brit walked into the studio and shook the hands of the five-year-olds, thrilled to finally spend time with her intellectual equals.

“She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train,” said Millenium’s co-owner. “The kids loved it- they are having a ball right now. And Britney- she’s just drinking it up. She’s totally enjoying herself. It’s an amazing class- she and the kids are certainly enjoying the process.”

The kids’ parents were all watching the class from outside, ostensibly to ensure that Britney didn’t try to teach them a little routine called The Crack Pipe.

Rachel Bilson accompanies fake boyfriend Hayden Christensen to the LA premiere of Jumper.

Call me crazy, but I actually think that movie looks good. I think it’s because I have a secret fantasy that I could just jump from place to place with a single thought. I think a lot of my ex-boyfriends would end up dead, and I’d never, ever be caught. Just saying.

Lookin’ good, girls.

“I’m going on record as an artist who is able to critique [Amy Winehouse]. I think she has a great talent, but I don’t agree with the Grammys giving her those nods. I think it sends the wrong message, that even in the midst of her stupor of drugs she can get nominated for all these awards. It’s a slap in the face to musicians and artists who work very hard that they turn around and give it to someone who really obviously doesn’t have a grasp of what she has. I’ve been in this business over 25 years and I sacrificed five years of my own life on drugs and almost lost my life because of it. So I take great offence to almost see someone getting glory out of being in the position that they’re in – she needs to get her life together and embrace her craft, she will lose it if she doesn’t get it together.”

- Natalie Cole, at the Grammy Awards

In the midst of all the Britney insanity, some of us have lost sight of what’s really important in this world: Jamie-Lynn Spears’ 16-year-old ass is still pregnant.

She made her second “public” appearance since announcing her pregnancy, as she took her puppy to the vet on Friday and photogs got snaps of her.

On Saturday and Sunday, JLS went out with her baby-daddy, Casey Aldridge, despite persistent rumors that the two have split. Hand-in-hand, they went to a convenience store Saturday. JLS rocked a white Heineken beer T-shirt (always desperate to be a good role model!) that showed the faintest hint of her growing stomach.

The next day, she and Casey ran errands, stopping to kiss every now and then.

Check out Amy Winehouse’s Grammy performance live via satellite from London.

People are saying she was loaded — I disagree. I mean, she may not be stone cold sober here, but she’s not trashed. She seems unsure of herself, almost like she’s uncomfortable being this damn sober on the stage.

Amy took home five Grammys last night, including the Best New Artist title.