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26Oh, the Hogan Drama! Daddy’s Banging Daughter’s Friend!

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Things just keep getting worse for that Hogan family. Remember when they all seemed so happy and familial and perfect on TV? Things are never what they seem, my friends.

A 33-year-old pal of Brooke Hogan’s, Christiane Plant, has spilled the beans to the National Enquirer about an affair she had last year — before the divorce — with Papa Hulk. Says Christiane: “My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong … Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

What a fucking hooker! Jesus, Christiane, if a little note didn’t help to patch things up between you and Brooke, I’m sure airing her family’s dirty laundry to the National Enquirer did the trick.

In response, Brooke posted the following on her MySpace blog, but later deleted it:

Saturday, February 23, 2008

i never thought…

Current mood: sad
Category: Life

When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day… but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you…its the worst feeling in the world to be betrayed. And worse to know you can never trust the one you should be able to…

Aw, Brooke. I actually feel bad for you, sweetie. So bad that, for the first time in this history of this blog, I’m running a photo of you without disparaging your fashion sense. That’s just how I show my support.

February 28, 2008 at 2:16 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan

26 Responses to “Oh, the Hogan Drama! Daddy’s Banging Daughter’s Friend!”

  1. judy says:

    wait, why does/did Brooke Hogan have a 33-year old best pal???

  2. FrozeRightHere says:

    See, Brooke, every cloud has a silver lining! This is the most positive press she’s had.

  3. Roma says:

    Okay, since you’re being nice Evil Beet, I’ll do it for you. Stripper heels? Seriously, with that dress? Well, I probably would have been disappointed by anything less…

  4. daddy dearest says:

    it was so fresh and so clean clean that he couldn’t help it bwahahaha

  5. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Hulk is a true pimp. He’s almost 60 yrs old and bangs a 30 yr old. I thought steroids fries your cock? I guess not huh? Brooke is one big broad, but very fuckable. Is Nick in jail yet?

  6. Just Saying says:

    I just threw up in my mouf a little bit. Good question, JK. Is that’ tarded Nick in jail yet?

  7. A Little Bit Country says:

    It’s only fair that the Bush twins serve time in their Daddy’s war.

  8. lollylicious says:

    lol we have seen this before, the little tramp has an affair with the hulk all the while dreaming of seeing her name in the tabs. then for wahtever reason she realizes the family is not about drama and has to reveal the truth herself by way of an “apology”.

    damn the Hogans for not cooperating and keeping it to themselves, they foiled her plans! i hope brookie beats her ass in. that would be a cool news story. i wouldnt hold it against her. would you?

  9. snow ball says:

    how embarassing and may i say eeewww for the record damn

  10. Yuk says:

    Was it the babysitter?

  11. iiirene says:

    wow that must suck for her..im feelinggg bad for her..its not right that he did that at all.

  12. I'm Telling says:

    Awkward!

  13. Whoever says:

    Cage match! Cage match!

  14. Ashley says:

    That’s just plain shitty. I feel bad for the chick…& for something other than her outfit choices! ;)

  15. grumpyoldman says:

    C’mon…33 is almost middle age. Good for you Hulk.
    BTW: Hillary I know what you did to Vince Foster.

  16. Aurora says:

    ewwww hulk hogan grunting getting ready to cum makes me sick to my stomach, ew… if I were brooke id fucking throw acid in this bitches face… do not forgive brooke you’re a woman you have vaults of hate to pool from

  17. Mary Poppins says:

    So many dynasties end this way. *sniff*

  18. Jericho says:

    Hell….Id have an affair with her too. That is one hot Bee-Yatch

  19. Big Ron says:

    Hell if Brooke’s friend is at hot as she is I wonder if there’s any chance for a threesome!

  20. Anonymous says:

    sure vince will try to have them meet in the ring.

  21. CHRIS F. says:

    I READ YOUR FIRST ARTICLE AND I THINK PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED A

    DAME LIFE.AND NEED TO STOP WRITTING BULSHIT ON THE INTERNET

    ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN A BLACK MAN

    BECOMES PRESIDENT.GO BACK TO EUROPE BITCH.

  22. sexy honey says:

    Wow he really needs to get someone his own age like seriously, go shuf your cock up someone else bitch.

  23. hottie says:

    brooke your so sexy can i get in bed with you and do it

  24. BROOKESTITS says:

    Your dad did buy you those tits though. I wanna motorboat em

  25. Anonymous says:

    i dont now you it would be great to meet you though but its hard to say with your dad and mom maybe they were ready to breack up its hard to say t hough i love hulks wreasling thangs though well dont let it put you down itl all work out im sure david

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