As you all know, Ashley Tisdale had a
deviated septum nose job last year, but I guess the manufacturers of her new doll didn’t get the memo.
According to “insiders,” the Tizz doll is sporting her pre-surgery nose. â€œThe width of the dollâ€™s nose and the nostrils look like her nose pre-surgery,â€ cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel, who doesnâ€™t treat the star, told In Touch Weekly.
You know what the Ashley Tisdale doll looks like?
It looks like a fucking doll.
It doesn’t look a damn thing like Ashley Tisdale, because it’s a fucking cheap-ass, mass-produced plastic likeness of a human being with blonde hair. When’s the last time you looked at one of those crappy dolls and thought to yourself, “Jesus, that thing looks exactly like Lindsay Lohan” or “Man, I thought Justin Timberlake lived in LA, but he’s clearly been shrunken and placed right here in my living room in Minnesota, the likeness is so striking”?
It’s not Madame Tusseaud’s, people, it’s a cheap little doll. It doesn’t look like Ashley Tisdale because none of those dolls look anything like the people they’re supposed to be.
I don’t know why I’m so riled up about this. I just can’t believe people are actually writing stories — and consulting cosmetic surgeons — about a fucking $15 doll needing a couple millimeters off her nose.
God, Paris, I’m sorry about giving you shit for running around town clutching Benji Madden’s hand like a couple of fifth graders at recess. At least when you’re up to your standard antics, people aren’t writing about the goddamn nose on the Ashley Tisdale doll.
Ugh. I’m grumpy and need to sleep.