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Things Are Happening In Britney Spears’ Life and I Can’t Bring Myself to Care

Seriously, the best I can muster with Britney Spears these days is running the occasional shopping photo.

I know it’s, like, my whole job and stuff, but it physically pains me to follow the events in her legal life.

But I’m trying, for you guys’ sake.

So basically Britney wants to take that conservatorship away from her dad, even though it’s single-handedly saving her life, and she hired some lawyer to do it, and the lawyer tried to move the case to federal court, for reasons I can’t begin to understand, and then judge was all like “No you can’t move the case to federal court” and the conservatorship stays with her dad, thank God.

And Star magazine is reporting her ass might be pregnant with Adnan’s baby, which is almost certainly untrue.

Phew.

That was fucking hard.

I’m going to nap now.

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  • its because lawyers do what they are being paid to do and thats why people hate them, they do stupid things the rest of us know is just bad sense.

    even OJs lawyers probably didnt really think he was innocent.

  • I don’t wish mishap towards anyone, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith have something in common in the near future…….so sad.

  • I think it would be WONDERFUL if you stopped reporting all things Brit.
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    NO MORE BRIT!
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    NO MORE BRIT!
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    NO MORE BRIT!