In Case You Missed It
Feb 26, 2008 at 03:18 pm by Evil Beet

Check out Janet Jackson performing “Feedback” on Good Morning America.

This is, like, the most boring song ever. The only good part comes at 2:30 when she sings the line “My swagger’s serious / I’m heavy like a first-day period.” Seriously, I will listen to this song over and over again just for that line. Will someone graduating high school this year please make that their senior yearbook quote? Please? For me? I totally would have done it for you. If I’d ever been a senior in high school. Which I wasn’t. Because I dropped out after sophomore year. And look at me now, motherfuckers!!! You all thought I’d end up flipping burgers, but instead I run a celebrity gossip blog whose primary source of traffic is people searching for “Lindsay Lohan naked” on Google Image search. So put that in your fancy high-school-graduate pipe and smoke it.

But I digress.

Also, I have to hand it to Janet: that outfit is a phenomenal I’m-hiding-the-weight-gain ensemble. Jessica Simpson’s stylists should take note.

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3 Responses to “In Case You Missed It”

  1. Wow. says:
    February 27, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    she stole that period line from missy elliot.

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  2. snow ball says:
    February 28, 2008 at 10:24 am

    *yawn*

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  3. jill Says: says:
    March 13, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Hate her all she sings about is sex maybe because she not getting any she’s such a whore her whole family are weirdos

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