Feature
- CAPTION THIS and Win Stuff from Evil Beet Gossip!
- Daniel Radcliffe Likes 'Em HAIRY
- Miley Cyrus Wasted and Eating Penis Cake
- BREAKING: LeAnn Rimes NOT in a Bikini!
- UPDATE: Brad Pitt Still a Total Sex God
- Olivia Munn Really Wants You to Like Her I Guess
- Jessica Simpson's Pregnancy Cravings
- JC Chasez SAVED A BABY'S LIFE
- Frances Bean and Her Fiancee Are Private People
- Better Get a Preorder on That Miley Sex Doll!
- BREAKING: Russell Brand Blindsides Katy Perry With Divorce
- Beyonce "Had" a Baby - Tiana-May Carter?
- Rihanna & Chris Brown: Professing Their Undying Love Via Twitter?
- Just When She Was Starting to Look OK
- BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Hooking Up With Zoe Saldana
Check out Janet Jackson performing “Feedback” on Good Morning America.
This is, like, the most boring song ever. The only good part comes at 2:30 when she sings the line “My swagger’s serious / I’m heavy like a first-day period.” Seriously, I will listen to this song over and over again just for that line. Will someone graduating high school this year please make that their senior yearbook quote? Please? For me? I totally would have done it for you. If I’d ever been a senior in high school. Which I wasn’t. Because I dropped out after sophomore year. And look at me now, motherfuckers!!! You all thought I’d end up flipping burgers, but instead I run a celebrity gossip blog whose primary source of traffic is people searching for “Lindsay Lohan naked” on Google Image search. So put that in your fancy high-school-graduate pipe and smoke it.
But I digress.
Also, I have to hand it to Janet: that outfit is a phenomenal I’m-hiding-the-weight-gain ensemble. Jessica Simpson’s stylists should take note.
-
-
3
3 Responses to “In Case You Missed It”
Leave a Reply
-
Photographic Evidence That Ke$ha Actually Cleans Up Nice
That video with was disturbing!! I think I’ve been scarred for life! -
Christina Aguilera: “I Do It All in My Bed”
I agree with you, but maybe this time we can attribute it to the fact that this interview is for a magazine called “Latina” and its content is targeted to the Latino community. -
Lady Gaga/Jo Calderone Strips for ‘Haus Of Ü’
Horrible, over the top acting, mostly consisting of posing and puffing on a cigarette like mad. I don’t think Jo Calderone is any more interesting than Chris Gaines was.
| PHOTOS: The Breaking Dawn Premiere | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Pre-Plastic Surgery | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
|
| PHOTOS: J Woww Does (All Of) Maxim | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| PHOTOS: Lea Michele Wants Ashton Kutcher Bad | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
she stole that period line from missy elliot.
*yawn*
Hate her all she sings about is sex maybe because she not getting any she’s such a whore her whole family are weirdos