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Uma Thurman and Son Levon, Pictures, Photos

Uma Thurman picks up her son, Levon, from what I assume is his 100th day of school.

I assume this because she’s carrying what appears to be a paper hat that says “100th Day of School” on it, and he’s wearing a little badge that has the number 100 on it.

Dude, they never did shit like that at my school. By the time I was Levon’s age, they were too busy worrying that we wouldn’t be properly prepared for our SATs to waste our time making paper hats. I assume that’s why I’m so well-adjusted.

My mother and I had an amusing conversation about this today (my well-adjustedness). She was explaining to me how she almost never left me with a babysitter when I was a kid. She was afraid I’d grow up and have “abandonment issues.” And it’s funny, because I don’t have any abandonment issues, I just have every other issue known to man. So whatever. Here’s the moral: just hire a damn babysitter. It’s not gonna matter in the long run.

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  • OMG. uma thermom. i got a good story about her. shes evil. i was on this cruise called the queen mary 2. and they always have a celebrity guest & she was it one year. and me and my 3 cousins were swimming in what was supposedly the “adult pool” but it was just this small pool that noone went in because there were about 6 other pools. so my cousins and i would go in it every day and she came like one of the days with her kids and told us we werent allowed to swim in it because it was for adults. and we were like whatever so we got out. we came back like a half hour later to sit at the bar with our dads and her and her like kids were all in the pool. i was like wow. i didnt even know who she was when she was yelling at me, though. my dad told me afterwards. yea. it ended up my cousin became like friends with her daughter in this “kids zone” thing. she didnt know who uma thermom was either….

    good times with uma…

  • wow. i got yelled at by this lady. i was on this cruise called the queen mary 2 & each year they have this celebrity guest and it was uma thermon this time. and there was this pool that was supposedly an “adult pool” and it was small and like abandoned since there were about 6 other pools so me and my 3 cousins would swim in it every day. & one day we were swimming and this old guy was doing laps so we went to like the side and were just sort of swimming back and forth. and uma thermom came over and yelled at us saying like we couldnt be in there because it was an adult pool. so we were like whatever and got out. & 30 minutes later we came back to go to to meet our dads at the bar right next to the pool and uma and her kids were all swimming in the pool. i was like are you serious? and i didnt even know it was uma thermom until after when my dad told me. & it ended up my cousin like became friends with her daughter in this “kid zone” thing on the cruise. she didnt know who uma thermon was either. pretty crazy…

    yup good times with uma.
    btw this was like 2 summers ago.

  • it wasnt a rough draft its just liek the same story. i just didnt think it went throuh because when i hit “submit comment” nothing happened.

  • My little brother and sister had their 100th day the other week with a big celebration. Who knows why, any opportunity for learning I guess.

    Isnt he a little old for velcro shoes though?

  • My neice had her ‘100 Day’ celebration last week-never had that shit when I was kid either. I feel gypped.

    Screw the velcro shoes, what’s w/ the pink beanie???

  • It was 100th Day!!!! My 5 year old had her 100 Day Party on the 15th… it was fun, cake in a shape of 100 and we made fruit loop necklaces, and wore crowns, and shit it was a blast.

  • It’s seems somewhat unusual to see a photo of Uma Thurman all wrapped up in so much clothing doing the dutiful mommy bit. We so often see her prancing around on a tropical beach in a bikini with her boobs about to fall out.