Hi guys.
I’m still hella sick, but have woken up for half an hour to bring you the exciting news that Jamie-Lynn Spears passed her GED, which basically confirms that you are smart enough to have graduated high school.
In Louisiana, my understanding is that the test consists of a brief series of questions:
1) What is your name?
2) Do you have children?
3) Do you know their names?
4) If you answered yes to (3), please list names.
5) Do you know their fathers’ names? (Nicknames acceptable.)
6) Have you ever been on a 5150 hold?
7) Can you name any President of any country ever? (Just say yes.)
Anyway, it looks like JLS is considering going to college now, too. Says a friend: “She wants to take her ACT. She’s not wasting any time. People don’t know her. When she gets something in her head, she’ll make it happen. Everybody is so supportive of her.”
omg please don’t die I read (well try) evilbeet everyday!thats what i look forward to doing. everyday when I get home from school (where I have internet) I go on my iPhone ( like right now) and check evilbeet!!
A GED actually certifies that your junior high school diploma is yours to keep. It also certifies that if the GED is the end of your formal education, there’s probably an assembly-line type job that’s yours for the next few decades.
In Jamie Lynn’s case, the GED signifies that she’d better save her money and invest wisely. And be kind to sis’ Britney, on the unfortunate chance that Britney has a will in probate anytime soon.
Well congratulations to Jamie!! She managed to complete the necessary paperwork to receive her Good Enough Degree!!
I think her next step is to become a rocket scientist! Or shit, maybe a brain surgeon! Well, she is cute….in a pregnant sort of way.
Slowww down Jamie. Don’t be such an over achiever. I’m watching the bookstands the next 2 months so I can be the first to buy her book about how to raise children.
Forget about your GED. You should have spent more time in health class. Of course, following the habits of cavewomen comes natural to the entire Spears clan. WTF.
Next stop online college courses or ITT lol
Paris has a GED and look she’s one of the most brilliant airhead herpes infected slut walking this planet.
the apple never falls far from the tree… or in this case a bush
Actually I don’t like you tone when speaking about the GED. I work at a college and I administer the GED exam. This test is actually harder than graduating from high school normally. It signifies the same thing a high school diploma does and I commend Jamie Lynn for doing something with her life now that she is pregnant. You guys are so stupid!
Yeah Miss L@dy. Jamie Lynn is a genius. If you administer the GED exam, that explains so much. You also sell meth on the side, doncha?
holly !!!! look at that pitcher of her yellow teeth much!!!
Shes looks GROSE in this picture
1) What is your name? Sarah Shyres
2) Do you have children? Yes
3) Do you know their names? Yes
4) If you answered yes to (3), please list names.
Jack, Kyle, Jordan, Kirran-Paige
5) Do you know their fathers’ names? (Nicknames acceptable.)
Devvo, Spike and Regan
6) Have you ever been on a 5150 hold?
Yah
7) Can you name any President of any country ever? (Just say yes.)
Yah