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Feb 25, 2008 at 07:55 am by Evil Beet
Honestly, my undying allegiance goes to anyone who walks the red carpet with a pack of Camels and a Bic in his hand.
Here’s the love of my life, Simon Cowell, with girlfriend Terri Seymour at Elton John’s Oscar party.
Love it, love it, love it.












































































































i love simon but please dont tell anybody
what is with his haircut? Is he trying to look like his head is square?
What, she can’t fit his shit in her purse? I think he would look cute with a buzz cut.
“I think he would look cute with a buzz cut.”
I think you may be right, Yum!
It’s always puzzled me that a man with so much money can’t get a haircut which suits him. It looks like he just went to the nearest cheap barber and the Saturday-boy trainee cut it for him!
ummmmmmmmm i’m telling adrian!
i dont like her at all..she just looks weird sorta..idk
i dont like terri eather i think simon should be wiyh simon sence it is now 2009 and they broke up simon and paula have been dating yah
He has my undying allegiance also. He had it before this, but the lighter & pack of butts sealed the deal for me. ;)
that Terri Seymour is a hateful nasty skank! I unfortunately had the displeasure of seeing her at a restaurant being totally outrageously rude, insulting and demeaning the staff. Maybe she needs to eat something.
isisnt he already with paula abdul
She’s a MAHN, babee!
I have heard that Terri’s consistently rude and abusive behavior is her normal everday self, she is just truly a wretched person. I can completely understand why Simon will not tie himself down with such a vicious shrew.