Paris Hilton celebrates her 27th birthday by demonstrating the maturity it’s been such a joy to watch her grow into.
And I know I’ve been MIA lately, guys. I know posts haven’t been as prompt or frequent as they usually are. No, I’m not ditching you for a boyfriend or a new job, I promise. Without going into too much detail, I’ve kind of been going through a little crisis in my personal life the past month or so, culminating in a fantastic Britney-style breakdown this weekend (no umbrellas, but there was some running up and down PCH sobbing, which was oddly cathartic, and I see now why Britney is fond of such antics), which is why I was totally gone. I seem to be doing much better right now.
I need a few more days to pick up the pieces, but expect everything to be back to normal by the end of this week or so.
I’m human, too, you guys, and I appreciate your understanding.
Oh Beet… that’s right. You get it out of your system. Cry gently into your soft pillows. But don’t stop undating!
I’ll drink to your improved mental health tonight and really, truly wish you the best.
take your time
I want to do the total girl thing when my friends are down and lean on me. I know you totally don’t know me but you did post a picture of my kitty once so I feel like we are soul mates. If you need to talk to a random stranger who doesn’t judge, I’m here.
Beet,
I don’t know what is going on with you, but you know what I would do to feel better? I would call up my fourth grade talent show co-star and recreate our youthful rendition of “A Few of My Favorite Things.” I bet it would really help :)
I wish you well.
Oh and also, Paris is fucking ridiculous. Her parents must be so proud.
Evil Beet, u da man. Well, u da woman. I hope you threw or broke some shit during your breakdown – crying’s all good, but don’t just internalize, externalize. Whatever you’re going through, keep in mind that you totally rock. Totally, so don’t believe anybody who tries to tell you different.
I hope you feel better soon.
Hey Beet,
Don’t even worry about it, I don’t mind reading the older post over and over. Chin up, kid.
Yay, I was worried bout cha for a while there beet! Glad you’re alive!
Glad you’re ok and getting help. What about the site? I dont understand why Lars and Evil T dont post? Don’t you agree the site benefits from Evil T and Lars. Can you explain why they were instrumental in the site and then nothing and then back while you took a vacation. Don’t you owe that to your loyal readers, its never been explained.
i thought paris was gonna “change”? that lying wacky bitch!
Beet … everyone needs a break, however if you need me to come down and give you a backrub and run you a bath, I will gladly do it!!
Take care of yourself, Beet!
A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do! Love you Beet & we’ll be here whenever you’re ready! :)
Damn AZ! Chill! Girls been thru some rough days. I think that it has been explained in the past that Lars and T were a part of the site and as things go, moved on to other opportunities. As much as we’d all like to have do-girls and boys at our beck and call to fill in, it ain’t gonna happen!
Luvs you Beet! Now, had there been pics of you running into the ocean in your bra and panties, a’la Brit, I’d never have to buy my hubby a gift again. I’d just have to get those framed. You gotta stop posting pics of yourself girl, your ruining my relationship heehee!
Please stop with the stories about Hilton! Most of us are fed up being force-fed this obnoxious person!
yeah,I suspected it.
do as my friend says
erase,rewind,cleandisk,defragmentate and restart
it may sound simpler
but it’s effective
oh,by the way
Zoloft is also very good
tried it myself once
when the sea looked sky high
Hang in there, Beet! Take all the time you need. Oh and uhm… I think the “jedi” bath should be avoided!!!
i heart beet
Holla if you need somebody “corrected”. You know how I roll, Evil Beet!
Question for Paris: Who does this without having a pimp and a huge crack addiction? Give it a rest, ho.
mental vacation days are becoming the norm, whatever it is im sure youll come out stronger! thanks for all you do on the blog, it’s fun to read and you are always entertaining.
Mama says I’m a slow reader, Beet. I’m just now catching up. Please feel better…
beet: I hear ya. The theme for this month must have been “make lives living hells”.
paris: you’re a load your gold-digger mother should have swallowed.
Neighing out loud @ melissa. Funny stuff.
Beet –
Whatever it is, you will come through stronger. You’ll be missed by your massive fan club here! Take Care!!!
Hey Beet!
I hope you feel better and don’t worry, Crying can be very cathartic and I hope you really do get better. Don’t rush yourself, just do what you can to get things together.
I love your site! :-)
Toy
Marching to my favorite BEET!! Well luvey, I’ve just read all these comments and I’m all gooey inside. Hope you are too! I know when the spirit is down, it’s hard to lift, but I hope these messages of love help light a candle during these dark days. Wrap your arms around you tight and squeeze, that’s us your readers hugging you and saying tomorrow will be better!
HUGS MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!
You are not alone dear Beet. Just home from my therapist and feelin’ better. Do whatever you have to do. Take a vacay and know we will be here always.
pahlease
she is just a 24 yeer old girl who wants to have fun! she is a grown women let her live her life !!!!!!!!!!!! (a special shot out to sara and symone and i think alicia swarts is groes and symone is my best friend
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