Feb 06, 2008 at 11:29 pm by Evil Beet

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Ivanka Trump and Melania Knauss squint angrily at the camera at a Malawi benefit in NYC.

Seriously, what is up with this?

Does Melania have eye damage? Is it contagious?

Also, I want to go to sleep in Ivanka Trump’s breasts.

11 Responses to “Open Your Damn Eyes!”

  1. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Damn the step-mother is hotter than daughter.

  2. Elle says:

    Did anyone else think that Ivanka’s unconcealed contempt for Gene Simmons upon their first meeting was beyond rude and extremely unproffesional? It was her choice to do business with the man. As the old saying goes, the apple does not fall far from the gilded tree.

  3. snow ball says:

    beet you are so funny and then i thought why yes i would love to fall asleep on Ivankas breasts wow you have opened up my world

  4. Darth Paul says:

    I hope their faces get stuck like that.

    Elle- I think both her and Gene Simmons are trash, but she was, in fact, unprofessional. That exposes how unsophisticated and distinctly middle class Ivanka truly is.

  5. lila says:

    sexy…fabboobs

  6. mambaX says:

    could be botox
    who knows?

  7. Anonymous says:

    They look like a tanner dark-haired, and lighter blond-haired version of each other in this picture. Like sisters…in this picture only though.

  8. -Dontwant says:

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  9. Persistent Cat says:

    Melania (or whatever her name) is so plastic-surgeried up…

    Gene Simmons does not deserve any respect or politeness from any woman. EVER.

  10. ivanka trumps got that porn look! didnt james bond kill the other one in goldenye?

  11. cacahuatita says:

    Ivanna’s breasts are so squashed !!

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