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Feb 05, 2008 at 05:38 pm by Evil Beet
This is pretty hilarious.
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I now understand why Paris ‘herpes’ Hilton earned a G.E.D
Jesus. Can’t you sense the disdain written all over that Step by Step chick’s face?
HA HA HA HA Paris almost passed out from her own stupidity. Imagine what the make up person was thinking.
Bet she will forget in 5 or less what was told to her LOL.
she clearly doesnt give a shit anyway … lmfao!
sadly, a lot of people don’t know much about the primaries. when i was at the polling place, i heard them explain over and over that a)you have to be a registered democrat or republican to vote and b)you can only vote on your party’s ballot.
I though everyone knew this shit, but apparently it’s confusing for some people.
pairs hilton is sooo dumb she sold her car for gas money! hahaha my 10 year old told me that one
that chick is so empty!!!my current boyfriend is so obssesed with her, the guy actually bought her CD (its horrible). he thinks it good…omg!! and that her voice is really nice, (obviously he didn’t see her karoke clip.) i also didn’t think he saw the pic in the red poka dot dress, where her crotch had a spoon stuck to it, and its so used it hangs.)
HEY EVIL BEET…..DID U POST THE KAROKE CLIP OF THIS POSER, PLASTIC, IDIOTIC BIRD BRAin dumb ass, making a complete fool of her self?)
ps my boyfriend secretly thinks he has a chance with her. god.. i should dump the cheezball.
Holy fuck she’s stupid it could take awhile……. STUPID SPOILED WHORE