Someone wanted to show off his new whiskers for the paparazzi.

John did lunch at The Ivy yesterday.

What’s the verdict? He still looks hot, but in a lumberjack sort of way.

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After doing dinner with Adnan Ghalib at Gaucho Grill, Britney ditched her boyfriend and picked up managed Sam Lutfi. The she and her torn fishnets drove at speeds of 100 mph up to the Valley, with the paparazzi in hot pursuit. Police got involved with the car chase — many photogs were cited and some were even arrested, but police let Britney go. (Princess Diana flashbacks, anyone?)

She then tried to go to the Rite Aid in Studio City, but it was closed, so she went to Ralphs instead to do some grocery shopping.

With that done, Britney headed back down to Hollywood, where she made Kitson open at 2 am for her to do some more shopping.

At this point, I think she’s just doing it because she can.

Check out Katherine Heigl on Letterman last night.

Lindsay Lohan is back — sans leggings — and I must say girlfriend was looking fierce at the premiere of Cloverfield in LA. And I mean that literally. Like, in every shot, she’s giving the camera the evil eye. Like “Fuck you, motherfuckers, I’m here to stay.” I kind of dig it. I, for one, think she looks amazing. Rock on, Linds.

Britney Spears — sporting ripped fishnets — and Adnan Ghalib — sporting a goddamn faux-hawk — hit up Gaucho Grill for dinner.

That’s the same place she sought refuge after making a brief cameo at her custody hearing on Monday, before she lost visitation rights with her kids indefinitely. It’s weird that she’d go back there. It seems like it would feel like returning to the scene of the crime. Like it would bring back awful memories. Like, if it were me, I’d never want to go back to that place again. I’d cringe when I even saw ads for the place. But I don’t think Britney Spears is feeling much these days.

Aw, Brit. I’m praying for you, girl.

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

Heh.

Nobody wants to marry your sorry ass, Eddie.