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Gag Me with a Spoon

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No. Scratch that.

Gag me with Brad Pitt’s penis.

Brad and Angelina remind us all why they’re happier than you at the SAG awards on Sunday.

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  • Oh, come off it, if they asked you to do a three way you’d totally be there!

    You’d get to see Angelina’s penis.

  • EB I’ll gag you with my cock, but seriously Brad is tasting plenty of Hollywood cock everytime he kisses her even that old man she was married to.

  • I feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston, she has never recovered since he did the dirty with this minipulative leech.

  • ^jennifer aniston is rich and beautiful so please dont feel sorry for her instead pity my broke ass who got hurt without any buffer

  • Ohh snow most men are bastatds these days, we should perhaps sue disney and all those bloody fairy tales ever written and start writing about what women should do to these days with prince dick swing.

  • To change the subject, and in all seriousness, I think that’s my crystal pattern. But mine is in platinum. Is that Jamestown Gold?

    Oh God, I’m my mother. I’m going to read the obits now.

  • Love him very much. Lots of my online friends on mixedfriends.com love him too. You can share your ideas with them if you want. It is a servious interracial dating service.

  • He may be off the Market, but anyone who can’t see how happy Brad is, is as much a fool as Jennifer Aniston. All he wanted was a family, I guess that was too much for her to give. Now, she has to sit and watch and constantly say, “that should be me.” Remeber that Angie and Brad may have had a conntection, but Shilo was not born nine months after the filiming of Mr & Mrs Smith.
    You go Mr & Ms Jolie-Pitt! You both prove that love is only to give of yourself. Doesn’t hurt that you’re both hott as hell! And Yes, I’d love to be in a Jolie Pitt sandwich….

  • PLEASE DONT LET HER POP OUT ANOTHER KID THAT SHE WILL JUST END UP IGNORING! I THINK SHE ONLY LIKES THE ADOPTED ONES, B/C THEY MAKE HER FEEL BETTER ABOUT HERSELF. GOD KNOWS SHE NEVER SEEMS TO PAY ANY ATTENTION POOR LITTLE SHILOH.

  • It daos`nt seem to matter how a women gets her man these days all in the fucking name of love , doasnt matter about the devastation it causes to the victim, he could of worked things out with jenny about having a family. It was just an excuse to jump on angelina. he was fucking her anyway doas`nt matter what date she concieved.

  • IP in SF, I hope you would be happy for ur partner he/she if they ran off with someone all in the name of love of course. You would be a fool to not notice how happy they would be, yeah right huh

  • All I can say about Brad is yum yum I LOVE YOU he should have stayed with Jennifer at least shes some what of a real person I HATE ANGELINA I’M SOOOO JEALOUS