Thanks for letting me step in and mildly entertain you this week. I missed all of you. Thankfully staying away from Justin Guarini means you stay away from hate mail…
So in hopes that I offend some of you…here are some links to end your week.
Obviously Miley Cyrus like to take naughty pictures…Disney teaches their girls these things…how else can you get press? [Dlisted]
I don’t really care if Jessica Simpson was dumped again by some man her father set her up with. I do care that I still have to pay attention to her. [Jossip]
The Monte Carlo is burning…I’m a bit bummed. I am going to Vegas next week and I really enjoy their cheap bloody marys and cheaper patrons. [Drudge]
Is it weird that I have a bit of a girl crush on the Kardashians? [IDLYITW]