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Jan 24, 2008 at 03:05 pm by EvilT
“Simon didn’t come down on me like I thought he would, so that’s always good, because he goes down on just about everybody.†— Paul Stafford, American Idol
Not even going to comment on this one. Speaks for itself.
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Paula goes down just ask Corey lol
I’d let Simon ‘go down’ on me…OOOOOOOH YEAH! :)
Eew, Ashley! I can just imagine him critiquing the “area”!
I bet that dude’s still like, “What? What did I say? I don’t get it. Why’s everyone laughing?”
Ashley plz get a brazilian 1st lol
JK-Already done, soft & smooth-no nasty big bush here-YUCK!
Asta-He can critique any area he wants, as long as he rubs on his man boobs while doing it! :)
Come on, I can’t be the only one who finds Simon sexy as hell…right?! ;)
ashley you deserve better
snow ball-THANKS! :) But I’ll take him anyday!!!