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Jan 19, 2008 at 10:43 am by Evil Beet
I swear, I had like five people come up to me last night and ask if I knew where they could score some shit.
I guess I look like the kind of person who knows.
This worries me.
Anyway, folks, I have the answer now: Find Samantha Ronson. She’s in Park City. With Mary-Kate Olsen.
At Harry O’s on Main Street last night.
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4 Responses to “If You’re Trying to Figure Out Where to Score Blow in Park City”
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Oh, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are *DEFINITELY* Having Sex
the people who said that they do not like justin bieber and selena gomez you are assholes -
Madonna: M.I.A.’s Super Bowl Antics Were ‘Teenager’
no offense to the author/poster but madonna is not a “tastemaker” and she’s a “provocateur” from eons past. also she is no longer relevant anymore. unless one counts how long... -
Look, It’s Blue Ivy Carter!
Ummm…so Jay Z isn’t the father? I’m confused? Whose baby is this again? Please. Unless he has white in his family too…on second thought both her parents don’t look mixed either…fucken nevermind. Just killing time -
Margaret Cho Didn’t Like What Karl Lagerfeld Said About Adele Either
ms. cho is a GODDESS! tell it, sistah, fuck yeaaaaah -
Russell Brand Files for Divorce from Katy Perry
Why does she need to be wasted and party?? I’m a romanti c prude and don’t get it. Isn’t there any other way of being young and heartbroken?
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OMG She looks so butch (vomits a little in mouth)
Oh Dear Lord, not Samantha AGAIN!
Just when I thought she was gone out of our lives…kabam!
Anyway, love the website.
Keep up the good work!
Evil Beet! I finally got thru…for some reason my computer won’t let me respond on your blog anymore! You sound like you are having a ball! Thanks for the ” Sundance Joint”! Good times!
Mary-Kate enrolled at NYU cuz all she has to do is walk across the street to Washington Sq Park to score.