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This Is Why I Don’t Wear White

Amy Winehouse in White Skirt with Red Mark Stain, Pictures, Photos

Amy Winehouse in White Skirt with Red Mark Stain, Pictures, Photos

Well, okay, let’s be honest: there are a lot of reasons why I don’t wear white.

But this is one of them.

Is this menstrual blood?

Absolutely not.

Can we all pretend like it is and laugh our asses off?

Sure, kids. Sure.

Also: what the hell is she carrying? Coffee creamers? Ketchups? Ranch dressing?

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  • With her blond hair, I can’t help but think that if she were to have a darker complexion, that she would look exactly like the blond ape in Planet of the Apes.

  • I heard on Kevin and Bean this morning (on KROQ) that this is how they put the Britney Preggo rumers to rest- that she was wearing white panties under those horrific fishnets and that the panties where RED!!!!!! THAT’S gross!

  • She looks liek she should eb standing on a corner somewhere begging to give someone head for $5…she just looks like shes STANK. She’s aged more than 20 yrs…she looks so…just…why???…I will never understand these trainwrecks.

  • Hey she could play the chickin in sesame street lol , is it still going? if not she cold start one hahahehe

  • OH OH OH JK puts out who will die first and NO ONE tells him how HATEFUL that is, I say MUSLIM PIG about a HONEST TO GOODNESS MUSLIM PIG and I get the fucking STAKE READY FOR MY BURNING!!!!!

    LOL @ JK by they way… that s a close race man, I can’t even speculate , its a waiting game dude.

    Boy talk about a mess, she looks scary, like an abortion escaped from FRAGGLE ROCK!!!!

  • HA HA HA that is so a METH HEAD’S DIET OF CHOICE to. ROFL. Just dipping sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Why hasnt anyone caught Brit Brit sucking on a lil packet of hot sauce from taco bell??????

  • wow im very surprised to say this but her hair looked better the way it was with that birdsnest in it.

  • Aurora you interjected religion into your comment by calling him a “Muslim Pig” didn’t you know Islam forbids consuming pork? My comment about Brit & Amy was a observation due to their erratic/destructive/drug addicted behavior.

  • I saw a chick on 96th street last night that looked like Amy. But than I remembered George W banned her from USA.

  • I know that Muslims do not eat pork, I know I know its a PARADOX for Krist Sake!!!! DO I now have to follow my sarcasim with a LITERAL EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!??????

    And JK I know what your statement was about and I laughed my ass off…and since when does Speculating DEATH trump Religious Slurs??? <<<< Again that statement was a joke people… please dont tell me my sarcasim is being wasted here at the beet. This is like some of my A List stuff!!!!!!

  • People People make up your minds am I racist or a bigot, geeesh!!!!

    ROFL me a racist… ha ha ha if you only knew you bunch a lint lickers!!!

    I mean that of course in the most loving of terms.

  • Amy, please, survive! i can not live without your songs, ill miss u!
    sometimes i just wanna spank u, thats what u need, somebody needs to care of your life, cause how u can see, you are not doing this well.