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Oprah Winfrey Begins Phase 3 of Her Plans to Take Over the World

As if Oxygen weren’t enough, Oprah Winfrey has announced she is launching ANOTHER network, OWN, the Opray Winfrey Network.

“For me, the launch of ‘The Oprah Winfrey Network’ is the evolution of the work I’ve been doing on television all these years and a natural extension of my (syndicated daytime) show,” Winfrey said in a statement.

And with that, guys, I’m taking the rest of the day as a mental health day. Sorry, but I need it. Love you guys bunches.

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  • Enjoy your rest…hey did you see the Tom Cruise/scientology award video yet…sorry, enjoy your rest ;)

  • Haha, “mental health days” are what my mom used to call my skip days during high school. Enjoy your break. You deserve it!

  • One thing.. she will die.. everyone dies. Rich, poor, smart, dumb, successful and lazy.. we all die.

  • She needs a mental health year, ’cause she’s nutts if she thinks I care what she does… and the only opinion that matters is mine