Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton Eats Shit

I’m having a shitty day. No particular reason — it’s more like 8000 little reasons — but I’m having a shitty day nonetheless. I have to believe that I’m not the only person having a shitty day today.

If you’re one of the many people in the world who are having a shitty day today, I suggest you watch — repeatedly — this little clip of Paris Hilton falling on her face as she gets out of an SUV. Then go look at the Evil Eye Baby. It’ll cheer you up a bit.

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