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Jan 14, 2008 at 04:16 pm by Evil Beet
I’m having a shitty day. No particular reason — it’s more like 8000 little reasons — but I’m having a shitty day nonetheless. I have to believe that I’m not the only person having a shitty day today.
If you’re one of the many people in the world who are having a shitty day today, I suggest you watch — repeatedly — this little clip of Paris Hilton falling on her face as she gets out of an SUV. Then go look at the Evil Eye Baby. It’ll cheer you up a bit.
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What a dumbass. It doesn’t even look like she tripped or anything, she’s just THAT stupid to fall on her own!
Reminds me of when Jessica Simpson toppled over on the sidewalk…with nothing in the way.
Such idiots!!!
Hey, it take some people longer to get the hang of gravity. I love it when dumb things happen to dumb people. Ha!
Geez ashley why all the anger??
Ummmmm, wasku, you must be as stupid as they are-no anger whatsoever in the last post.
Just pointing out, once again, (like we forgot) what dumbasses they are…now you’re included. CONGRATS!!! :)
YAY i feel special
Priceless! Too much helium in her head and not enough grey matter.
I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I once tripped over a shadow. Course, I was totally hammered at the time, but still… it happens.
She just seems trashed
Thanks Beet. How’d you know I was having a horrible day?