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Katie Holmes Is Making Me Nauseous

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“Having Suri and Tom [on set] was wonderful,” she said at the premiere of her new film, Mad Money. “You think you love to do something and then you have the people you love there. It makes it a billion times better and you didn’t realize you were missing that before. It’s like ‘Oh my God, life can be this good.'”

Ugh. She has to be crazy, right? Or brainwashed? What the hell were Suri and Tom doing on set with her every day? Isn’t that a little insane? I mean, okay, I guess I see the point in having the whole family together, but, like, plenty of people go to work every day without their husbands and young children, and the family turns out just fine. Does Tom do anything these days except follow Katie around like a puppy dog? Isn’t it important in a marriage to have independent lives? If I were Katie, I’d be secretly like, “I am so sick of this aging troll clinging to me.”

When asked about Nicole Kidman’s pregnancy, she said, “I’m so happy for her. It’s wonderful.”

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  • i saw this in a movie once called dawsons creek redux: the body snatchers from planet tom cruise invade the world

    it was a good movie.

  • well,he looks fatter to me….those cheeks…
    …she is bound to regret everything she is saying now,someday
    the pressure will turn to be unbearable, eventually

  • It’s a socialites game of portaying the faultless hostess 24/7. Don’t speak evil, see evil, hear evil and nothing or no one will harm or shame you. You are welcoming and charming and joyful.. rich, healthy, more compassionate than anyone, so who wouldn’t love you? Really makes her old man look like a freaky weirdo, when she relates finds him and life with him just a notch above God, powerfully racing through splendor with flaming hero on hot wheels.. but hey, he digs it as a protective mantra over him and it doesn’t work TOMMY, does it..??! Everyone sees the smoke and mirrors, knows you’re short, an actor and believes in Aliens, fairy tales and threw away your old wife because she wasn’t such a willing stooge as this one .. blah blah blah.

  • First, people talk about celebrities not being around their children enough…Now, they’re around them TOO MUCH. Get a grip. I don’t like the whole Tom-Kat thing but I don’t have to. I’m not married to either of them…If they love each other enough to be around one another 24 hours a day, they’re a lot better off than most.

  • Anyone notice that since Tommy boy straightened his teeth his nose looks even more crooked? Almost Owen Wilson-esque. Interesting. His whole being must be misaligned, eh?

  • To “heh”: wanting to be around your SO 24/7 (unless you’re very newlywed of 15 years old) isn’t “love” it’s codependency.

  • Someone needs to switch her coffee to decaf, causing her to go “Ima slap you bitch” crazy and giving us an crass, unprogrammed quote. Seriously.