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Congratulations to Posh Spice!!

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Victoria Beckham was named the #1 Worst Dressed celebrity on Mr. Blackwell’s list.

“Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em,” he said in a statement.

Britney Spears was noticeably left off the list.

“I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her,” Blackwell said. Awwww.

Other celebs on the list:

• No. 2: Amy Winehouse — “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she’s part ’50s carhop horror.”

• No. 3: Mary-Kate Olsen — “She resembles a tattered toothpick — trapped in a hurricane.”

• No. 4: Fergie — “Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.

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  • Fuck that cocksucker Blackwell, he is a fucking homo. You three ass bangers, JK, Nic and JMH are right there with him as well. If you homos even had a slight hint of being able to fuck me, you would chicken out and run back to your whore mothers and suck her dick instead, so fuck you.

  • no offense to the Vietnamese shemales but she SO looks like one, what happened! oh why can’t she just back track ten years and be back in the spice girls ten kgs heavy with smaller boobs and a decent hair cut….. oh I’m so judgmental naughty me……

  • Hey, I just call it as I see it. And I see a tranny. Oh, and you’re right JMH. She does have RIDICULOUS boobs. They must’ve been expensive.

  • Posh are your mother & father siblings? Your father works as a quality control cum taster @ sperm bank.

  • Who cares about their fashion? I would fuck any one of these lovely ladies in heartbeat. Well, not Amy Winehouse or Fergie, and probably not Mary-Kate. But everyone else.

  • People are way too judgemental of celeberties, how is it our place to pick them apart and closely exam them. I think posh is a sexy bitch and I LOVE her style!