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Owen Wilson Swimming in the Ocean in Hawaii, Pictures, Photos

Owen Wilson was spotted splashing around in the waters of Hawaii this weekend. Maybe some water therapy is just what he needs. We hope you’re happy and healthy, Owen!

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  • There’s never a shark around when you really need one! Hey, I’m stressed and depressed – why can’t I take loads of drugs, try a half-assed suicide attempt, have the entire world feel sorry for me, then spend all my time for months afterward swimming and enjoying my charmed life in Hawaii? Oh, that’s right – I have a crappy job to get to each day …

  • Emowen,

    So what’s your point? Because Owen has a talent, had the guts to pursue a crazy loony dream, then hit pay dirt he deserves to be eaten by a shark…hahahaha.. when he also has an illness. What, only the poor, average joes hurt? What makes you think he’s enjoying his charmed life? Gosh, you’re so smart – I can’t fathom why you have such a “crappy” job.

  • @ yoohoo – Thanks! I thought the shark line was funny, too! Besides, I don’t see the problem – If he’s really so “ill”, hurting and miserable, a quick and relatively painless shark bite might be just the thing to put him out of his misery (and ours – we would never have to hear that VOICE again.) And did you ever stop and think that he MAY be trying to commit suicide again in just that way? That’s not his giant d*ck in his old disgusting blue shorts – it’s a tube of ground-up dead fish, chum! Can you “fathom” that idea? Piss off and go jump in a lake with Owen …