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Britney Will Be Charged with Something Once She Calms the Fuck Down

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Looks like Britney’s in for at least a 3-day stay at the hospital, but, after 24 hours of “guarded observation,” she’ll be charged with something I can only imagine is “being fucking crazy in the presence of your damn children.”

Nah, the charges are as-yet-unnamed.

And it doesn’t seem like Jayden James was injured — I think he was taken to the hospital as a precaution, because he was locked up in the house with his crazy mother for so long. So that’s some good news.

And just as a heads-up, guys, I’m still way sick today — which may actually be as good a reason as any to get the cops to let me into Cedars-Sinai to hang with Brit — so I’m doing my best to stay on top of all this coverage, but feel free to chime in with your usual funny and witty comments, as I’m in no position to be amusing today. Also if someone would like to come over and unload all the shit I bought at Costco yesterday from my car — especially the Tylenol — that would be awesome.

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  • Oh, I hope she’ll be charged with kidnapping. I HOPE I HOPE I HOPE!!!!

    And wouldn’t it be GREAT if she really WERE actually pregnant and then she’d have to have her third child in custody at a maximum-security prison!

    Ahh, the schadenfreude!

  • We’ll keep ourselves amused, Evil Beet. Speaking of drugs, I wonder what she ingested that made her stop eating and sleeping?

  • She needs her children, she`s a mother and loves them.That idiot Kevin is all about the money!He ruined her life!It`s so sad…I hope Brit will be alright soon and get herself together so she can put him in his place!

  • My heart breaks for her children…..her too, but she is old enough to get a handle on the crazy, if she chooses.

  • I just said in another post SOMEONE SHOULD POUR SOME LITHIUM DOWN HER THROAT… and it appears it just might happen now that she is going to be LOCKED UP for a little while.

    She’s going to go the road of Frances Farmer… I doubt they’ll perform a labotomy on Brit Brit like they did Francis, but if Brit doesnt get her shit together can you say “ASYLUM!!!!!”

  • The brit hits the fan! And I feel kind of bad about it, she looks high or children of the cornish. I hope Brit and Beet get better soon.

    P.S. pull yourself together Beet and get the fucken milk out of the car.

  • So much for her getting them back. If she is this crazy I fear Kevin’s life once he gets full custody of those kids.

    Silviq–I think her days of pulling it together are long gone. At this point I dont think anyone can really down Kevin, he is atleast stepping up and taking care of their kids while Brit goes crazy. He may have made her appearence a little trailor park’ish but I think the substance abuse and neglecting her children is all on her. I’m a social worker and love doesnt always mean you keep your kids, have to do whats best for them…and her like this…not the best. And if she really wanted them she would atleast try to get her act together…she has had too many chances, shes lucky.

  • How many chances/possible wake-up-calls has she had in the last six months? They need to just take her kids away and not let her see them for 1 year. That’s what they do with other addicts. Make her earn her visits back, and make it hard.
    Poor kids.

  • 2 b honest it is all her fault, she isnt turning up to meetings 2 try nd get her children bak…i no its harsh bt she should b keot away frm dem 4 a wile den if she calms down that will prove she generally loves her kids

  • This girl needs help asap. 1st get her in and keep her in a hospital. Not a rehab clinic put the girl in the hospital. Get the state to order it and keep her there for however long she needs……..not wants………needs. 2nd keep that asshole ex-husband away from her. Get a restraining order if need be. 3rd you can not stop her from seeing the kids….will only make things worse. Strict supervised visits in the hospital only when doctors say she is well enough to see them. 4th keep mom and sis away too. She does not need to be subjected to that little soap opera.

    Most importantly diagnose and treat the girl. She has been unstable now for at least 2 years. She’s 26 friggin’ years old!!! She may never be a pop star again but she certainly could and should have every opportunity to be happy again. Ask all media to please back up off out and simply ignore her………would be the best thing for her sanity. Let her be Britney Spears private citizen and not ex pop star.

  • Ole Dino- who gives a flying fuck if seeing her kids is better for her sanity? THE WELFARE OF CHILDREN IS MORE IMPORTANT. For that reason, they CAN and SHOULD strip her of visitation.

  • Jess……….nice language!! Did you read what I wrote? No one is suggesting that things stay status quo. Right now no she shouldn’t be allowed to see kids. I was referring to future and only if mental health is under control. If she refuses to get help or is not forced to get it than ban the girl from kids.(Probably happening in courts now) Now on the other hand if she has in anyway hurt those kids intentionally then you is right she should be stripped of her visitation or any contact ever. Period end of story!!

  • I think that she had too much to cope with in such a little time: 1.post birth depression; 2. her marriage was ruined; 3.her heart was broken; 4.all that happened in front of the world (most people face such disappointment having only their family and close friends aware of it); 5.papz 24/7; 6.no stable family to support her; 7.then her kids were taken by the man who helped all this happen…I`m not saying that she acts normally, but I understand her and I think that most of you won`t be able to deal with all this misfortune, just like Britney.I wish her luck!

  • lauren, you dumbass! she’s not gonna get charged with kidnapping you nut. lol.
    as for the person that wrote this article, shut your dumb ass too. hahahaha
    leave the poor girl alone, it’s flys like you that don’t let people take a shit in private.