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Alli Sims Had to Get Britney Spears Out of the Bathroom with a Hammer

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Hey, you know who we haven’t written about yet today?

Britney Spears!

Heh heh.

Anyway. Page Six is reporting that, after the custody hearing yesterday, Britney immediately began drinking vodka. The court-appointed monitor and Alli were with Britney at her Mulholland Drive home, trying to calm her down, but as Britney’s emotional state worsened she locked herself inside the master suite bathroom. Eventually, Alli used a hammer to break the door down and then called emergency services.

Another source says that Britney had recently “freaked out” on Kevin after hearing reports that he’d been flirting with her frenemy Paris Hilton. We reported on this earlier in the week, and at the time I was like, “What is Britney going to do to retaliate?” I thought she might, like, dye her hair blue or, at the worst, dye the kids’ hair blue, but this is some crazy-ass Medea shit.

TAKE THOSE KIDS AWAY!

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  • dang brit u AND kev cant take care of no kids so u mite as well give them 2 BRANGELINA. how many kids do they have now…. like 30 rite?

  • she should of hit her in the side of the head with the hammer and let us all out of our misery hearing about the hoho.

  • I heard she was tring to shave her kids hair off…..Do they deliver fraps to the funny farm?

  • the only reason that shes gone all crazy is because of stupid people like you that dont have lifes and have to put other people down just so they can be at your own level of sefl hatered, you are all pathetic and should leave “famous” people alone as the are only people, that may appear on your t.v or radio but who gives a shit it dont make there private life your business.

    FUCK YOU!!!

  • Oh, please. The only reason the never-was-an-heiress-to-begin-with Hilton flirted with Federline was to get press coverage. She’s just as bizarre as Spears, only she does this stuff in a far more conniving way than Spears. Spears just needs a serious medical/psychological intervention. No-talent Hilton needs to just fall off the planet.

  • Thats right smile for the cameras crazy crack whore just think of this way you have already ruined your kids life lets add my mom tried to kidnap me in her bathroom to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Brit is going to be the crazy cat lady !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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