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Britney’s Deposition Lasted 13 Minutes

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Way to go, Brit.

After showing up nearly two hours late to her scheduled deposition today, Britney only stayed for 13 minutes before bailing.

The depo was originally scheduled to go from 9:45 to 11:45 AM. Due to Brit’s tardiness, the proceedings started around 11:32 AM and had to end at the scheduled time.

Thirteen minutes.

Another deposition has been scheduled.

You’re such a fuck-up, Britney.

Take those kids away from her!

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  • Is this all you do, Beet? Sit around your apartment all day cracking on celebrities? I use to enjoy half of what you said…but you’ve gotten so bitter. Really bitter. It’s not even entertaining anymore. Are you sure you’re not the caboose on Brit-Brit’s trainwreck??

  • Okay, autumn, I rarely respond to comments of this sort, but, seriously, you’re telling me I’m bitter because I think Britney Spears is a fuck-up? Because she’s missed FIVE depositions that she needs to be at in order to get her fucking kids back and showed up late for the sixth??? That makes me bitter? No. People like you make me bitter. If you don’t like it, don’t fucking read it. We’re doing just fine on traffic around here. We don’t need you. Go somewhere else. Jesus.

  • Don’t call her bitter! She’s evil, and she’s the best, and she makes us laugh. If you can’t see the humor, stay off the site. And all this because she ripped on Britney? LOL even more!

  • OMG BRIT BRIT is a model citizen people all this arguing over Brit Brit. She’s a fine mother ya’ll… (running from the lightning)

    Beet, rock on wit yo bad self. And I thank you for sitting around your apt. all day making my day.

    You are the wind beaneath my wings Beet!

  • Beet, I think I’m in love…if you weren’t so far away, we could possibly hook up in sarcastic bliss…

  • What do you expect her to do, autumn? Sit there and write mealy-mouthed platitudes (like some other blogs I won’t name)? “Ooh, look how cute she is in that summer dress. Do you like her new haircut?” Barff!! How borong is that? I’d rather read her ripping on celebrities any day, that’s the only reason I’m even here. Besides, Beet is far less debauched and more wholesome than many other bloggers around.

  • Boring I mean, not “borong.” Sounds like something you’d wear in a south pacific island. lol.

  • Isn’t it the Beet’s job to sit around all day cracking on celebrities? Crack on, Evil Beet!

  • The truth is, when it comes to Britney Spears, there’s just no way you can bash this vapid, worn-out twat enough. She deserves every evil word. She’ s hopelessly stupid and a complete waste of space.

  • um this is a celebrity blog. it’s not a fansite. go to a fansite if you want a sunshine enema.

    i feel so sorry for those kids.