Jan 01, 2008 at 11:25 pm by Evil Beet

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Eddie “Asshole” Murphy and Tracey Edmonds got hitched on New Years Day in front of 25 friends and family in Bora Bora.

As the sun set, Edmonds walked barefoot down the aisle to a shell-studded gazebo, where the two exchanged vows.

No news on whether the child Murphy fathered with Spice Girl Mel C earlier this year was present.

What a cocksucker.

13 Responses to “Happy New Year, Mel C! Eddie Murphy Marries Tracey Edmonds!”

  1. Nat says:

    Um, Mel B ;)

  2. Aurora says:

    Yawn!!!!! eddie you are not funny anymore… you’re the ferret poo on the bottom of my shoes.

  3. ScoobySnacks says:

    It’s MEL B, damn it! Mel C wouldn’t lay with any man, much less get pregnant. Get it right next time, or go back and correct this, that’s how rumors get started, parceling out the wrong information…

  4. tarn says:

    Those are some bad stripper tits!

  5. JK says:

    Eddie likes trannies

  6. Aymii says:

    Ya its Mel B.. Lol

  7. Sheeps says:

    This marriage will last as long as the contract specifies…

  8. PhoeniciaBrimstone says:

    With today’s headlines, it appears that “Sheeps Says” should play the lottery.

    Murphy Marriage Over in Just Two Weeks – Eddie Murphy and his wife of two weeks have split, according to shocking new reports….

  9. M L Cooper says:

    Eddie is alright!!. Not a bad guy, just bad judgement. After all he is paying for his mistakes. He is funny, talented and laughing all the way to the bank. And look at the boobs on Mel B, C or D. He had to marry her.

  10. lyn says:

    obviously, somebody didn’t do their homework… tsktsktsk…

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