Miss Hannah Montana poses for photogs outside her NYC hotel.

I’d know what she was doing in New York, but I can’t be bothered to keep up with what Miley Cyrus is doing until she decides to start smoking weed or gets knocked up. She’s such a positive role model. Boooooooooring. Positive role models don’t drive traffic, Miley.

Anyway, she sure is cute. I’m digging that she matched her nail polish to her earrings.

The girls over at Hollyscoop are reporting that Mischa Barton was arrested today at 3 am for DUI. She was arrested on the corner of La Cienega and Santa Monica Blvd in Los Angeles late last night in her white Range Rover for Driving Under the Influence and driving without a license and crimes against fashion.

Not sure if it’s true or not, but I’ll definitely keep you guys posted. It would be such a joy to add another mug shot to my collection.

Update: This is confirmed!!!! Mischa is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! A late-coming Christmas gift!!!

Look! It’s the Victoria’s Secret girls! NAKED!!!

You’re welcome.

If you still don’t have plans for New Year’s Eve, get your ass to Hollywood and party with me at the Rockstar Resolutions bash at Republic.

Confirmed guests include Adam Sandler, Ludacris, Tyson Beckford, Shar Jackson and Simon Rex. Plus the party will be broadcast live on E!!!!

It’s going to be OFF THE HOOK!!!

Pick up your tix here!!! Get ‘em now, before prices go up!!!

National Enquirer claims Jennifer Aniston’s preggers. [popbytes]

Kim Kardashian’s still Reggie’s Bush. [FListed]

Tony Parker was set up. [Celebslam]

Nicolette Sheridan rocks a bikini. [Derek Hail]

David Schwimmer’s looking for one good woman. [INO]

The Chastity Bono reality show? [Celebitchy]

Posh has made Becks totally anal retentive. [Mollygood]

Katie Price’s kid sister is getting in on the game. [The Blemish]

From Page Six:

“HEROES” star Kristen Bell doesn’t want any events being promoted on the back of her latest relationship. Bell has been trying to hide from photographers while out in LA with latest fling, comic Dax Shepard. An insider told us, “Kristen is taking Dax as her New Year’s Eve date to the Raleigh Hotel in Miami.” Bell, who recently kicked her director fiancé Kevin Mann to the curb, is insisting that any promotions for the party don’t list the duo as a couple. Our source said, “She told event people they can put either her or Dax on the party announcements – but not both of them.”

OMG, Kristen. I’m sure you’re a very nice girl, but that’s sort of the problem: You’re a very nice girl. You look nice in a bikini. But it’s not like you’re a mainstay around here, and it’s not like Dax Shepard is all that famous, either. In fact, I can’t name a damn thing he’s done other than bang Kate Hudson for five minutes earlier this year. Why would anyone care?

Or maybe she’s just trying not to rub it in for her ex-fiance. In that case, that’s nice of you, dear.