Dec 16, 2007 at 07:25 pm by Evil Beet

I don’t know what he’s talking about, and I don’t really care.

Fuck it, though, I’d still totally do him.

Can he run for President instead of Fred Thompson? I just think if a Law & Order cast member has to run, it should be Jack McCoy. America needs a fuckable President again, don’t you think?

Dec 16, 2007 at 07:21 pm by Evil Beet

Tim Burton and Pregnant Helena Bonham Carter Pictures, Photos

The better half of Tim Burton popped out a baby girl this weekend.

“They are absolutely delighted they have a daughter,” Bonham Carter’s rep, Karon Maskill, said. “It’s a lovely Christmas present for the family.”

The couple already have a four-year-old son, Billy.

Dec 16, 2007 at 07:12 pm by Evil Beet

Paris Hillton and New Boyfriend, Model Julian Feitsma, at Berlin club Bangaluu

Paris and her new boy, Model Julian Feitsma (he has a last name now!), party the night away at Berlin nightclub Bangaluu on Saturday.

Meanwhile, La Lohan’s rumored to be dating another nobody, some guy named Spencer Guilbert.

If I were famous, I would date exclusively famous dudes!!!

Dec 16, 2007 at 07:03 pm by Evil Beet

Marcia Cross Reads Snowpeople at Saks Fifth Avenue To Support St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, Pictures, Photos

Just days after naked pictures of her hit the Internet, Desperate-for-a-Wax-Job Marcia Cross read a children’s book at Saks Fifth Avenue in Bev Hills to support St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

Good for her!!!!

Don’t let assholes like me keep ya down, Marcia. This is our job. You do yours.

Dec 16, 2007 at 06:59 pm by Evil Beet

Celine Dion Does Final Show at Caesar’s Palace, Pictures, Photos

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After five years of performing at Caesar’s Palace in Vegas, Celine Dion did her final show on Saturday night.

We love you, Celine!

Dec 16, 2007 at 11:14 am by Evil Beet

Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter is trying to rehabilitate his image.

On Saturday, he appeared at a holiday toy giveaway sponsored by Brotherhood Organization of a New Destiny, a black advocacy group.

“We don’t condone racial slurs, but upon hearing Dog’s apology and after meeting with him and his family, we don’t believe he’s a racist. We also believe that Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman sincerely wants to make amends to the black community, and deserves a second chance,” BOND founder the Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson said in a statement.

WHATEVER!

I mean, I’m glad he’s trying to help out and all, instead of being like, “Okay, guys, you got me,” and then showing up at a KKK holiday toy drive, but still.

There is NO excuse for calling a person the n-word!