Kevin Federline (sporting a mohawk?) and Brody Jenner partied at LAX in Vegas on Saturday night, where they chilled with Paris and Nicky Hilton.

What a black hole of stupid.

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Nicky Hilton was on board to host at PURE last night, and Orange Paris came along for the ride, and decided to give the paps an impromptu photo shoot.

I swear in one of these pictures it looks like she’s posing while in line for the bathroom.

This is kind of random, but whenever people find out what I do for a living, they regale me with their celeb encounter stories. I particularly enjoy this when these storytellers begin by acting disdainful about what I do for a living, and mention repeatedly that they “don’t care about that stupid shit” and “celebrities are no different from us” and then talk animatedly for the next thirty minutes about every celebrity they’ve ever seen. Anyway, one especially annoying guy told me recently that he was at a Vegas nightclub with Paris, and they wouldn’t let her cut in line to use the bathroom, so she just squatted down and peed on the dance floor. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t put it past her.

So Mischa pulled out of her hosting gig at CatHouse last night at the last minute — because of, ya know, that whole DUI thing — but they went ahead and opened anyway.

And who the hell needs Mischa Barton when you have Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz???

Also there: Jamie King, who got hitched to director Kyle Newman in November, and who’d sure as hell better be pregnant if she doesn’t want me to talk shit about that weight gain.

The 24-year-old singer is reportedly expecting her second child with her husband, bassist Teddy Landau, 43.

They already have a daughter, Owen Isabelle, born in 2005.

Wow, a planned pregnancy with a husband?

That is so last year.

Dear Gisele.

I hate you.

xoxo,
Beet

In NYC on Saturday.

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Meet Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo who’s reportedly banging Britney Spears. Adnan was spotted hiding in the back of Britney’s Mercedes early yesterday morning, making this the third time he’s been spotted with her in a non-professional manner.

I guess, when you think about it, it’s almost weird that more celebs don’t end up dating paparazzi. I mean, they practically spend more time with them than anyone else. It’s a convenient relationship.