Dec 17, 2007 at 09:05 am by Evil Beet

Jessica Simpson at Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboys Football Game

I don’t know anything about football. There’s a ball — it’s brown — and weird pitchfork-style things sticking up from the ground and men run and, as I’d tell my college boyfriend whenever he’d promise me we’d go shopping when the game was over, the number-one rule of football is that the clock must never be running. Every girl knows what I mean. “Ten minutes left” means “two hours left” because the number-one rule of football is that the clock must never be running. Never ever ever. If the clock is running, something terrible happened.

Anyway.

This guy Tony Romo is good at the football game.

Except for when his new girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, is in the stands.

Then Tony Romo sucks at football.

He had the worst game of his career this weekend, with Jessica there.

Although it’s nice to see a girl make a guy choke; it’s usually the other way around. ;)

Dec 17, 2007 at 08:59 am by Evil Beet

Dec 17, 2007 at 08:56 am by Evil Beet

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Letterman is returning to late-night.

Says producer Rob Burnett:

“Worldwide Pants has always been a writer-friendly company. Dave has been a member of the WGA for more than 30 years, and I have been a member for more than 20. Because we are an independent production company, we are able to pursue an interim agreement with the Guild without involving CBS in that pursuit. Therefore, since the beginning of the strike, we have expressed our willingness to sign an interim agreement with the Guild consistent with its positions in this dispute. We’re happy that the Guild has now adopted an approach that might make this possible. It is our strong desire to be back on the air with our writers and we hope that will happen as soon as possible.”

Yay!

Dec 17, 2007 at 12:20 am by Evil Beet

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At the premiere of The Bucket List in LA.

Dec 16, 2007 at 07:38 pm by Evil Beet

I’m sure you’re all thinking the same thing I am about the latest opus from this 15-year-old starlet: Not. Enough. Sex.

Come on, Miley, make us interested!

Dec 16, 2007 at 07:30 pm by Evil Beet

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“Leggings Lindsay” leaves a hair salon in LA after a long, hard day of shopping.

Then she probably went home, watched a movie, and slept.

Hey, Lindsay, you know what would be a nice break from all that sleeping and shopping?

COCAINE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

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