Or Maybe Pam Anderson’s Not Getting a Divorce
Dec 17, 2007 at 02:45 pm by Evil Beet

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After filing the papers on Friday, Pam posted this on her blog.

12/17/2007
P.S.

We’re working things out…

Whatevs.

They’re working out who keeps the STDs in the divorce.

You Know What Britney Spears Isn’t Doing?
Dec 17, 2007 at 02:39 pm by Evil Beet

Marrying Sam Lutfi in Vegas.

Not gonna happen.

But that’s what everyone’s saying, so I’m passing along the rumor.

PAM ANDERSON FILES FOR DIVORCE!!!
Dec 17, 2007 at 02:37 pm by Evil Beet

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha heeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Two months.

Pam Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon today on Friday.

Paris Hilton is laughing so hard somewhere in Berlin.

Britney Spears’ Poor Choreography Explained!!!
Dec 17, 2007 at 02:35 pm by Evil Beet

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The director of the “Piece of Me” video, Wayne Isham, weighed in on Britney today.

“On set,” he says, “she was very professional, excited to work and beautiful as always. I was impressed with her focus as she choreographed the dance herself. Her endurance was remarkable, as we had a long day. She almost outlasted me, which is amazing! It was a pleasure to work with her again.”

(If you haven’t seen the video, it’s here.)

So now we know why the dancing sucked.

And, yeah, I’m sure she outlasted you, dude. I’m sure she outlasted anyone who wasn’t snorting lines all day.

PETA ::Hearts:: You, Rachel
Dec 17, 2007 at 09:25 am by Evil Beet

Rachel Zoe Fur Coat Waverly Inn Pictures

Stylist/anorexia posterchild Rachel Zoe wears the Brooklyn Zoo as she leaves the Waverly Inn in NYC.

Image via Splash

Madonna: “4 Minutes to Save the World”
Dec 17, 2007 at 09:15 am by Evil Beet

Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge.

I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free.

Timbaland leaked this.

Madonna’s mad.

I’m thrilled.

Enjoy.