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Dec 30, 2007 at 12:17 pm by Evil Beet
My asshole boyfriend married Fat-Arms on Necker Island in the Caribbean this weekend. The two got engaged in August, much to my dismay.
Normally I’d take this opportunity to go on a cute little rant about Fat-Arms and her fat arms and how Jimmy Fallon should be mine but I’m just too depressed right now to even do that.
Will I never get the guy?
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By having Christian Bale knock on the closet door nude.
And that is the punch line to: How do you get Ross Abrash to come out of the closet?
By having Christian Bale knock on the door, nude.
How do you get Ross Abrash to come out of the closet?