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Dec 29, 2007 at 02:13 am by Evil Beet
Another gym shot. But damn this is a good shot of the bump.
You know, the crotch shot galleries and the nip slip galleries drive a good deal of traffic around here, and it’s so funny to me to watch the traffic patterns and see people flipping through those pics again and again and again. Like, “What is so infinitely interesting about Britney Spears’ vagina?” But then I see this amazing pic of Jessica Alba’s baby bump and I pretty much get all wet, and I’m like, “Oh, this is how most people are about porn.” Jessica Alba’s baby bump is like my porn.
My existence is totally pathetic.
But, seriously, how great is this shot of the baby bump? Sooooooo great. I truly think I could get off to this pic. Show us more bump, Jess!!!
So, so pathetic.
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Pics of you getting off!! WOOOT!!!
skip the gym and get a facial
omg!! i can believe how she looks ! !! http://www.summer.mactanque.com
Why is her skin so awful?! She’s usually so flawless…
flawless = makeup
jessica alba = boring
jessica alba’s boobs = HUGE from hormones!
see
see i know my calculus. it says u + me = us
It must be a bummer having to be a normal person for a change and have a zit on your face. Poor Jessica :-(
She’s a terrible actress who sleeps around with guys like Derek Jeter.
still sexy though
YES! Jessica Alba gets acne like us mere mortals.
She usually is flawless… her acne is from the hormones, your body starts to change when you get pregnant. Her skin will be just fine.
her and brittany seriously need to be on those pro-active commercials, because they are actually people who has it,
and yeah jessica is still amazingly beautiful.
she has acne 1 because she’s prego 2 she isn’t wearing macup? how do you spell that.
Why are you all so judgmental, jelouse that she is actually a somebody : ) Go Jessica
ha…just goes to show what make-up does 4 those celebs..
Wow, Jessica Alba is amazing. It really is pathetic to see everyone doggin on her because she has break outs. She’s an amazing actress and absolutely gorgeous.