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The Great White Underage Hope, Miley Cyrus, has reportedly broken up with one of these Jonas Brothers kids. I guess they were secretly dating, and now they’re not-so-secretly breaking up.
I’ve been ignoring these kids for as long as they’ve been on the scene, because, you know, I’m too old and crotchety to care about dudes I can’t legally bang, but Miley is my hope for the future of this blog. If Lindsay stays sober, Paris stays pleasant and Britney dies, I need Miley to be fucking up. So I’ve started following her closely.
So who are these boys??? Why are they so famous??? Someone explain please.
And when is Wilmer Valderrama gonna step up and start dating Miley? Isn’t it, like, his whole job now to bang the underage starlets? DO YOUR THING, Wilmer!
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and not kiden about the fakets
got it fakets
god dame what the fuk is that my dog just fukin pissed on ipod dame stuped lol jk not about the pissin part
miley seni çok seviyorum emily ile sen çok güzelsin sizi çok seviyorum şarkıların çok güzel hele who said ve best of both worlds
if you hate miley but love the jonas brothers oviously you are just jealous of miley. end. of. story. joe jonas is soooo hott.
i dont like hannah montanna but miley cyrus has good music; and everyone thats all mad at her for putting those pictures on the internet=millions of teenagers do that it not a big suprize she did. i mean i probally will to! its not a big deal if i do it or some un famous person does it so why does it have to be a big deal if she does!
U crazy!!!! She is a girl. She has a date with a boy! Is it weird????
ODIO CON TODO MI HERT A HANNA MONTANA
the jonas brothers are the best i love them so much. I love all their songs and they r so cute. They are Amazing and they always would Be
miley has a fuckin shity vocie shes fat and drinks the fuckin night away wat a bicth!!!!
thnx,
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miley is a piece of shit! so are the jonas brothers
okay!
i am getting sick of miley sirus!
okay! she was already caught for those stupid ass pictures, and now shes dating every famous guy on the planet…
I think miley needs to STOP being so full of herslef, and go back to wear she came from…
Now…for the Jonas Brothers, yeah…i think there cool, they didnt do anything wrong… But i do think that there just going to be one of those bands that are really popular at one time and then just suddenly just disaper
who cares about these kids? in a few years i give em two years they will all be has beens
They are my cousins :D and ii can prOve iiht
jonas brothers r HOT!!!!! except for kevin, no offence. nick and joe r hot hot hot hot hot and did i mention HOT! im gonna go to their concert and sit front row. im gonna look extra pretty. im a blondie with deep blue eyes.
witch joe bro did u dump
Come on both Miley and the Jonas Brothers are good!!! They all have their fans and for your information the jonas brothers have fans from 8 to 19 years old all over the world cause thay haven’t come to Dom. Rep. and they already have thousands of fans here!!!! And i hope they come some day!!!!!!!
hi i love your music and u rock
No you guys are wrong joe jonas is hot and nick does have a girlfriend and her name is miley and when are you guys going to stop here and by the way it is my brithday in september and I will be turnning 14 I am in high school now , and now I will be going in to grade Nine in september.
gotta go right me back oh and if you guys could let me know
that would be great too . right me back. love kaitlyn
VOUS PUER DES FESSES HAHAHAHA
You all sound so stupid on this webpage.HAHA you all have grammer problems and can’t talk.I hate Miley too, but god you all sound so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaol
i love joe soooooooooooooooooooooooo much and i will get you some day for talking rudely about miley and joe and kevin and nick so shut up you old hag
u need to quit dissin the jo bro or all their fans will come after ur sorry ass and u will get messed up and u will regret everything u said about the jonas brothers u bitter old hag i will get u
i cant believe so many people bother defending these people on a webpage. i only found it through accident. admittedly i was sad enough to read a few and also comment myselfm but somebody had to tell you all that this is a waste of time. u all have different oppinions. so why are you trying to change everyone elses to what yours are. u really need to slow down, look at this thing, and realise that it will achieve nothing. also, MY OPINION, i dont personally enjoy the thingy brothers music, and whats her face is rather fit, in my opinion.
if ur as sad as me and reading this thing. save urself and close it as fast as u can.
lots of love. keith. im 15, male, not best looking guy ever, no im not jelous of thingy brothers, they look a bit posh to me. like upper class porn stars or somin. porn for kiddies. how many little girls are dreaming bout them right now? hw many teenage girls are putting items insides themselves while thinking bout them right now? a rather disturbing thought. would be nice if they were thinking of me. well not the young ones, but the teenagers. but yh. mums. think about what u were like. if it was bad. ur daughter has picked up that gene. doesnt bare thinking bout really does it. the control they could have over so many young women. its dangerous really. anyway. rambled enough now i think. enjoy urselves wasting time. like i am doing myself. but wat else better to do is ther at 1 in the morning? night!
love keith
the jonas brothers are HOT teenagers who sing!!! they are in a new disney movie Camp Rock!!! how cool is that! there also in a like 5 min. show “Jonas Brothers- living the dream” THEY ROCK!!!!!!!
keith yur screwed up and so damn disgusting. I’m also 15,but I also wouldn’t mind doing “IT” with you. Ha ha, nah I’m just kiddin I don’t roll like that even pretendingly with the jons brothers.
i think jessica alba is hot i like a girl so much not tellin who
you are so cool miley
miley is being a jerk hopefully she can pull her self back together because she is a mess right now
wats wrong with you people they are just normal teenages trying to have a life, but it’s people like you who give them such a hard time… so what if miley was dating 1 of them…jus leave them alone………. go on with your lives and let them go on with thier’s!! oh and QUIT SWEARING!!! there are other words that you can use instead of swearing.. mabye even nicer words!!!!!
i think the jonas brother are toatly hot i don’t care what people are being ass about the jonas brother because i think they are so so really so hot so stoop being asshole to them and start being nice to the jonas brother
brohers
you rock bos
i love you
QUE GUAPA
Go 4 it Miley
oi MILEY give us ur msn
I love Joe Jonas, but I hate the way when he looks into the camera or takes a picture his face just draws your attention and your lost in a world filled with Joe Jonases.
BTW: I love U Joe your ttly HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET A BLOW JOB YEW FREAKEN IDIDOTS……..
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well..i think that the Jonas Brothers are better than “Hannah Montana” what is she?and well they are incredible she is UGLY!we dont need her here..we need the Jonas Brothers and i really want to be with one of them..i dont know how that bitch that were only going out with him just for the fame cut do that..she is really bad!i dont like her..
i think miley whith jonas brothers it isent posible.
i like miley cirus she is so beutiful and so hot
miley cirus friend is so terrible and he is not hot zbut zack efron is hot
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jonas bros rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!especially joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Dont See Why You’r All Being Abusive. I Mean Its Not Like Any Of U Are Gonna Get A Chance With JB Or Miley So Why Bother Hatin JB Coz They Went Out With Miley Or Hatin Miley Coz She Went Out Or Dated JB ?
Its Just Pointless.
And Posting These Comments Is Just Stupid Because Who Cares What You Think About TJB Or Miley ?
Im Sure They Dont !
They’ve Got Better Things To Wurry About Than Your Opinions Rite ?
I’m Not A HUGE Fan Of Any Of Them Myself But It Eint Fair Dissin Them Just Coz Of Theyr Own Opinions And Lifes.
Anyway Im Out
Lataz
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Jonas Brothers! Are like the best!! think what you want but that is just plain fact !! :)
Nick jonas Dated Miley by the way :)
HELLO
hello jbs i am your very big fan from india . i just want to say dudes u all rock man u totally rock . i have never heard such rocking songs from ur album in my life . your all songs are superb love u TOODLES
WILL U BE MY BOY FRIEND JOE
why the fuck do u people love miley cyrus nd that gay Nick Jonas?????their just both pigs nd their nasty