Who the fuck cares?
Sean Penn and his wife, Robin Wright, are divorcing after 11 years of marriage.
They have two children together: Hopper Jack, 14, and Dylan Frances, 16.
My college boyfriend and I used to joke that we wanted to name our youngest son Horseman, just because it would be the coolest thing ever to have a little kid be all like, “What’s up? My name’s Horseman” and it would obviously be a dating advantage to him when he got older. He’d be all like, “What’s up? My name’s Horseman. That’s right, baby. Horse. Man. Boo-yah.” Horseman would be such a pimp.
Anyway. We thought we’d come up with the craziest baby name ever. But Sean Penn wins this battle, with a son named Hopper.
If this kid doesn’t develop a raging drug problem, I don’t know what I’ll do with myself.
Also: I’m obsessed with Robin Wright’s dress in this photo. Gorgeous!! (Photo taken Sept 18 of this year, so they were putting on a brave front as of 3 months ago.)