Today's Evil Beet Gossip

My Mischa Barton Questions

1) Why did it take seven hours for her to be released from jail?

2) Why doesn’t she have a valid drivers’ license?

3) What kind of drugs were in her car? Are we talking a little Mary Jane, or, like, cocaine. Or — oh please Lord — meth??

I’m open to guesses. Go!

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  • Coke! I mean, both her exes Cisco and Brandon Davis are huge cokeheads, so you do the math! I’m guessing there were probably some pills as well. Obviously it took so long because she’s in a shitload of trouble.

  • Probable Answers:

    1. 7 hours to be released from jail is not unusual because you are in until an authority can even SET your bail. Also they usually make them hang out in jail until they are sobered up.

    2. She probably has a valid driver’s license in some state, but if you tell the police you reside in CA but don’t have a CA driver’s license, it is a misdemeanor. She will probably get out of this one by showing that she has residences in lots of different states.

    3. Drugs will be the interesting one. If pot, no big deal at all. It’s a misdemeanor, but just a straight fine — no possibility of probation or anything else. If she has some pills or better, could be felony city for her.