Natalie Portman was arrested early on the morning of December 26 when she drove her car right off PCH and into a Malibu home. She blew a 0.28 and called the arresting officer the n-word. is designing a line of motherfucking vegan shoes.
In collaboration with Te Casan, Portman has designed a collection of vegan-friendly shoes that will debut at the brand’s New York boutique in February 2008.
When is this girl going to do something wrong???? How can one person be so damn flawless?
Damn you, Natalie Portman. Damn you and your do-gooding.
And what exactly makes a pair of shoes vegan?? The shoes have no eggs in them? Yay! I hate it when there’s egg in my shoe. Squish squish.
God, she looks just like uber-babe Maria Kanellis (http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=481&Itemid=1),
they must be long list sisters or cousins. Beautiful face,
nice hair, great body (though Maria has these naturally large
amazing boobs to boot), I’m daring anyone to compare pics
and tell me they’re not related.
God, she looks just like uber-babe Maria Kanellis (http://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=481&Itemid=1),
they must be long list sisters or cousins. Beautiful face,
nice hair, great body (though Maria has these naturally large
amazing boobs to boot), I’m daring anyone to compare pics
and tell me they’re not related.
OMG I was so excited to have read that title… not funny Beet. I wish she did drive off PCH!!!!
Natalie Who?
vegan friendly shoes huh anyhow my wish for the new year is that people find something more creative than niggah so i wont have to shoot them happy new year
I thought that Natalie Herslag would be more sensitive concerning racism in America. Guess I was mistaken.
Her “flawlessness” can most likely be attributed to a solid and stable pair of parents. You never hear about Mother Portman selling her daughter’s story to the tabloids, writing a “book,” or signing her family up for a reality show.
Note to La-Dee-Dah: Please read the whole article.
vegan shoes mean that no animal products were used, which usually means leather.
how can some1 be “flawless” if they got arrested for a dui and called the arresting officer the n-word?? her parents must not have done that great of a job if their precious little princess is driving drunk (endangering lives) and using racial terms to a officer of the law!!
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Obviously, some people aren’t understanding she really didn’t get a DUI or call an officer the ‘N-word’.
Evil Beet – You can’t make jokes like that there are too many idiots who will not look at the “strike-through” in the words and understand it.
As a matter of fact you are creating a problem where there isn’t one.
Natalie Portman is one of the smartest and nicest celeb out there.
Natalie did not receive a DUI nor called a Balck person any names.
Understood!
Yes, guys, it was a joke. Natalie did nothing more disturbing than shill for a line of stupid vegan shoes.
They should’ve just said they were “Animal Friendly” or something. The things are supposedly Animal Part Free.
I’m supposing this makes them “vegan friendly”.
I guess that means they’ll be made of plastic or vinyl by the screen shots. Tecasan has exactly 0 info on their site.
Natalie Portman, on the other hand, is pretty much perfect, but doesn’t look so good lately. Look up her recent Stanford chair on micro loans and 3rd world countries.
http://www.dosomething.org/files/Images/natalie_scratches_head.jpg
In any event, it cracks me up that people didn’t get the idea.
natalie portman is one of the smartest and nicest celebrities out there? first of all, in this country we too often confuse “educated with a fancy degree” with smart. they may be one and the same often, but often they’re not. I have known bus drivers and laborers who were very smart, they just happen to have not gone to college, for lack of money or other reasons. and i have known people with a ton of degrees who were basically educated idiots. portman has voiced some of the stupidest opinions out there, including advocating of torture, and even though the above article was a joke, she is a racist. i base these statements on readily available quotes and facts from well respected news sources, in context. what are you basing the statement that she’s nice on? that she seemed sweet in a tv interview? you don’t even know her. you’ve never met her. that’s the problem. we see people on tv and assume that’s who they are.