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Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Made Less Money This Weekend Than You Spent at the Mall

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Jessica’s new movie, Blonde Ambition, opened in 8 Texas theaters this weekend.

It averaged $48 per theater.

She’s looking at a total weekend gross of $1,200.

That’s one-thousand, two-hundred U.S. dollars.

That’s what you spent Christmas shopping this weekend.

Wow, Texas really hates Jessica these days.

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