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My Sister’s Pregnant, Ya’ll!!

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What would you do on the day you found out your little sister was pregnant? Would you:

a) Kick her ass
b) Kick the dude’s ass
c) Kick your mom’s ass
d) Grab a coat hanger
e) Make Lisa Kline open late for you to go shopping

Britney’s answer was (e).

On the day she found out — along with the rest of the world — that her sixteen-year-old sister was knocked up, Britney Spears and her ubiquitous cowboy boots did some late-night shopping at Lisa Kline on Robertson. She then checked into L’Ermitage in Beverly Hills (because the Four Seasons has — no joking — banned her temporarily).

Shopping makes everything better.

Shopping and CONDOMS!!!

CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS, PEOPLE!!!

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  • She is lovely and pretty. I know an interracial dating service blackcentury.com for blacks and whites to find their interracial love. If you are interested, you can check it out.

  • The girl is a minor and she should seriously ditch her parents legal control over her.. and lock up the pervy guy who raped her.. and sue him for all he has got.

  • Seriously, here in Texas, condoms are totally legal. And most of the time, they aren’t even behind the locked glass door.

  • What did you expect her to do? Its Britney for goodness sakes…and she didnt even know her sister was pregnant. If they werent close enough for JL to inform her sis of her pregnancy before it went public im sure they arent close enough for Britney to be sitting at home moping about it.

  • Do y’all hear banjo music playing? *Deliverence playing* I’m purty sure that’s her cousin.

  • I’m distracted by her boob popping out of her bra that you can see through that dress. She looks dirty…I also heard today that she responded to JL’s pregnancy today by buying her a bunch of gifts for the baby, including a “hot mama 2 b” tank top…how inappropriate.

  • Uuuuugggg …… i cant even begin to put into words my disgust, but i will give it a try 3 words for the Spears Camp…. WHITE TRAILER TRASH

  • GAWSH, she ALWAYS looks like she needs a shower! :::barf::::
    With sll the $$$$ she has, she could hire plenty of PEOPLE to dress her and make sure she has underwear on, drive her around, and little things like wash her hair and maybe even style it!

  • omg aerobella jamie lynn isn’t a minor she is 16 and nearly 17, she is pregnant by her long term boyfriend casey alridge and they are getting married so tbh i think HE DIDN@T RAPE HER!