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Dec 13, 2007 at 02:34 pm by Evil Beet
Perhaps Blonde Ambition wasn’t ambitious enough.
Or perhaps Jessica needs to stick to singing.
The flick’s going straight to DVD. It’ll be perfect to rent for a date night. You can have sex with your man while he’s thinking about Jessica and you’re thinking about Luke Wilson.
Because, look, I tried it with Happy Gilmore on the other night and it was just awkward.
On the other hand, I’ve decided I need a “Guns Don’t Kill People, I Kill People” t-shirt. I will make out with anyone who can find me the orange one in a woman’s size.
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can’t lie ill probably buy this because i <3 luke wilson!
I would so buy it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell? They just took an old (like circa-2004) picture of Jessica and slapped it on their movie poster. For the DVD cover, they even photoshopped office attire on the SAME EXACT PHOTO. Look:
http://perezhilton.com/?p=10499
Oh I will set aside some money to buy this…. (throwing up a little)
Oh, and here’s the shirt in men’s sizes:
http://www.founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/guns.html
Sorry, I couldn’t find the same exact shirt in women’s sizes.
well pucker those lips baby
http://www.cafepress.com/hecticstudios/339521
not only is this the shirt you were looking for, but here it is in nine different styles
o and 12 mens styles, a pair of boxers, 4 baby styles, 3 kinds of mugs, 2 bags, buttons, o and yes, a shirt for your dog. Did I do good. Do you even read these things?
fuck
parasitic post
I am a complete retard
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