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Jessica Simpson’s New Movie is Going Straight to DVD

Jessica Simpson Blonde Ambition Poster

Perhaps Blonde Ambition wasn’t ambitious enough.

Or perhaps Jessica needs to stick to singing.

The flick’s going straight to DVD. It’ll be perfect to rent for a date night. You can have sex with your man while he’s thinking about Jessica and you’re thinking about Luke Wilson.

Because, look, I tried it with Happy Gilmore on the other night and it was just awkward.

On the other hand, I’ve decided I need a “Guns Don’t Kill People, I Kill People” t-shirt. I will make out with anyone who can find me the orange one in a woman’s size.

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