Feature
- Adrien Brody. Shirtless. Cannes.
- Baby's Sex Revealed: Snooki's Having a ...
- CAPTION THIS and Win Stuff from Evil Beet!
- Guess the Celebrity Nails!
- Celebrities Without Makeup: Guess Who?
- Check Out Ryan Gosling's 'Gangster Squad' Trailer
- Who's Hotter: Courtney Stodden or Mom?
- Rihanna v. Chris Brown: A Brand-New Feud
- More Accusers Come Forward Against John Travolta
- Johnny Depp: "I am not single."
- 5 Best Dressed at the 2012 Met Gala
- Win Amazon Gift Cards!
- Everyone *Finally* Hates Kim Kardashian
- PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan's 'Glee' Stills
- Guess the Ill-Dressed Celebrity!
Dec 12, 2007 at 10:26 am by Evil Beet
Yes, yes, kids.
You heard it here first.
Pamela Anderson has decided to destroy her third shot at marriage by agreeing to star in a reality show about her relationship. The show will air on E! sometime in 2008.
Says an inside source: “Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV's Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life.”
Why do celebrities do this? It’s the most sure way to ruin a marriage.
I take that back. The most sure way to ruin a marriage is to marry Pamela Anderson. This is the second-surest way.
What do you think they’ll call this trainwreck?
-
-
5
5 Responses to “BREAKING: Pam Anderson’s Third Marriage Is Going to Fail!”
Leave a Reply
-
Britney’s Not Doing So Well With All This ‘X-Factor’ Stuff
She’s bipolar. I’m bipolar (but I have type 2 which is less severe). Part of the illness is that change, even good change, can set off anxiety and self doubt which sets into motion a horrible... -
Quotables: Kelly Clarkson Stays Fit for Her Man
You’re implying that everyone who is fat eats unhealthily and doesn’t exercise, and that everyone who is fat has a lower quality of life, which is kind of offensive. There are tons and tons of fat people who go to the... -
Guess the Celebrity: Season Finale Edition
All these people saying how much she needs to lose weight obviously haven’t noticed how much weight she HAS lost. Look at her in the blind auditions and battle rounds (also appearances at the time like american music awards, etta... -
Britney’s Not Doing So Well With All This ‘X-Factor’ Stuff
Hate to repeat myself….kind of….but, GIMME ONE OF THEM TURKEY LEGS!!!! Seriously, looking at Britney these days makes me hallucinate that I’m at the State Fair and all I want is some...
Recent Comments, Yo
| PHOTOS: The Breaking Dawn Premiere | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Pre-Plastic Surgery | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
|
| PHOTOS: J Woww Does (All Of) Maxim | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| PHOTOS: Lea Michele Wants Ashton Kutcher Bad | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
tell her she only gets the show with kid rock and ricks history hehe
Don’t do it!
Dirty Rotten SKANK!
She was partying with Chriss Angel the other night (minus hubby). And by partying I mean falling over him with her breasts out and mouth opened wide. This marriage is probably already over!
First Brit Brit, now Pammie–she isn’t wearing pants in that photo. Please, don’t let this trend catch on.