Yes, yes, kids.
You heard it here first.
Pamela Anderson has decided to destroy her third shot at marriage by agreeing to star in a reality show about her relationship. The show will air on E! sometime in 2008.
Says an inside source: “Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV’s Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life.”
Why do celebrities do this? It’s the most sure way to ruin a marriage.
I take that back. The most sure way to ruin a marriage is to marry Pamela Anderson. This is the second-surest way.
What do you think they’ll call this trainwreck?