So This Is How John Mayer Gets All the Chicks
Dec 10, 2007 at 06:13 pm by Evil Beet

John Mayer and a Little Dog

Yup.

I wanna pet that.

SHOCKER! Rock Star Died of Cocaine Overdose!
Dec 10, 2007 at 06:09 pm by Evil Beet

Kevin Dubrow Died of Cocaine Overdose

Last month’s death of Quiet Riot lead singer Kevin Dubrow has been ruled a cocaine overdose.

DRUGS KILL PEOPLE!!! Even rock stars!

You hear that, Britney???

Oh, How Sad. Heidi and Spencer Have Called Off Their Fake Engagement.
Dec 10, 2007 at 06:02 pm by Evil Beet

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The engagement that never was now isn’t.

Sources at MTV are saying Heidi and Spencer have called off their faux-gagement.

So, um, now that he’s not a family man, can someone please put a hit out on Spencer? Come on, MTV. For sweeps week? Please?

Why Doesn’t This Stuff Happen to Frankie Muniz?
Dec 10, 2007 at 03:19 pm by Evil Beet

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Man, I hate Frankie Muniz. I don’t even know why, I just do. Something about that kid just bothers me. Like, he’s just begging to have his head stuck in a toilet.

Anyway, his former co-star, Chris Masterson, got in the middle of a fabulous fight behind club LAX last night, and ended up on the ground. TMZ has the video.

Sadly, most of the best parts are bleeped out, but fights are always extra fun when chicks get involved.

Don’t Lend That Car to Britney!
Dec 10, 2007 at 03:06 pm by Evil Beet

Kevin Federline (K-Fed) in Yellow Lamborghini, Pictures, Photos

K-Fed leaves Busby’s in WeHo at 2 am in a friend’s yellow Lambo.

Sweet ride, Kevin. I need more friends with Lamborghinis. Anyone have a Lamborghini and want to be my friend? I don’t take up too much space, and if you put a few Red Bulls into me I tend to let you put a little something else into me. If you have a Lamborghini, that is.

I wonder who had the kids.

Kevin Federline (K-Fed) in Yellow Lamborghini, Pictures, Photos

Images via Splash

I Still Love Z-Listers!!!
Dec 10, 2007 at 03:01 pm by Evil Beet

Thanks to a very dedicated PR guy for getting me the full clip of American Idol’s Kimberly Caldwell singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant.

Man, I miss the old days of AmIdol.

What’s the verdict, kids?

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