I’ll Cover the Story About Dennis Quaid’s Twins Only to Tell You That They’re Doing Fine
Dec 05, 2007 at 09:59 am by Evil Beet

Dennis Quaid’s Twins are Healthy Again!!!

This is one of those rare, rare stories where something truly awful happens to a celebrity and it is, honestly, through no fault of their own. On those occasions, I peer out my window to check for the flying pigs, and then get a gnawing feeling in my evil little gut that says, “Don’t exploit this.”

So I haven’t been covering the story of Dennis Quaid’s twins around here, because it sucks and it’s sad and it’s not his fault, but today I am happy to report that the twins are healthy and doing fine!

“The twins are back home,” said Quaid’s lawyer. “Their condition is fantastic, they’re smiling. Zoe looks like her mom, and Boone looks like his dad. They’ve fully recovered from the accident and it’s doubtful they’ll suffer long-term effects from the overdose.

Hooray!!! Much love to you and the twinsies, Dennis!

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2 Responses to “I’ll Cover the Story About Dennis Quaid’s Twins Only to Tell You That They’re Doing Fine”

  1. Casey says:
    December 5, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    Thank goodness they’re okay! Poor babies.

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  2. Yoink! says:
    December 6, 2007 at 8:10 am

    But Dennis is not only suing the hospital, but also the drug manufacturer, to ensue maximum payout. The little tykes weren’t even home a day and they were looking for money with a lawsuit. Way to celebrate!

    Reply

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