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Brandon Davis Has a Plan

Brandon Davis Smokes 10 Cigarettes After Doing a Line of Cocaine

You know, Gatecrasher ran this as a blind item, and I was going to do the same, but you know what? Fuck that. There’s nothing blind about this.

Which oily celebrity hanger-on, who has been through rehab, is telling friends he’s found a new way to pace himself when he’s doing drugs? The bicoastal bum says for every line of coke he snorts he smokes 10 cigarettes.

What. A. Genius.

This is an infallible plan.

You sure are going places, Brandon. Going places like rehab.

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