You cannot take a bad picture of Blake Lively.

Just walking down the street is like a Vogue photo shoot for this girl. Stunning, stunning, stunning.

I’m so glad she’s mine, all mine.

On the set of Gossip Girl.

Word on the street is Whitney’s out. Her crime? Being “too vanilla.” What on earth does that mean? Did she refuse to date a disgusting guy who treats her like shit? Was she just too focused on her blossoming career to engage in stupid antics for the camera? For shame!

A source says she doesn’t know it yet, but they’ve already started shooting scenes with her replacement, intern Jenna Goldsmith.

Hopefully this is all a horrible lie. I love Whitney! She’s like the only person on that show who’s a decent role model.

Total hotties Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem goof around on the red carpet at the 17th Annual Gotham Awards in Brooklyn.

Hey, Josh, why don’t you take that award off your knee and toss me over it instead? You can spank me all you want, baby.

Sorry for the gay headline.

I couldn’t resist.

Plus, this story is so boring. I wanted to add some flair.

Usher’s wife, Tameka Foster, popped out their kid on Monday night.

Usher Raymond V was born in Atlanta, Ga. at 9:55 p.m., and weighed in at 7 lbs. 9 oz., according to the statement.

And please don’t be retarded like me and be all like, “His last name is V? How random is that? Why not give him a normal last name? Like your last name? Freakazoid.”

Because then I realized that it’s V like 5. Like he’s the fifth. I’m not sure if the problem is that I’m still sick or the problem is that I’m still dumb. Or both.

“When I found out that I was pregnant, there was just something inside of me that felt a responsibility to mend any issues that I’ve had with my parents in the past, because, listen, I’ve put them through a lot.”

Nicole Richie, to Access Hollywood.

Nicole adds that she doesn’t know the sex of the baby, mostly at the request of Joel Madden. “If he wasn’t at every doctor’s appointment, I probably would have found out by now just behind his back and not told him,” she says.

Did you miss the announcement of the winners? Watch it here!

And check out Helio and Julianne’s final dance number.